Which celebrity would you trade your SO in for?

[Kaleva]

Originally posted this in GD but deleted that when I spotted my mistake.

Study your current SO for at least a half hour. Stare intently between mumbling and writing down notes about the pros and cons about trading in him or her or them. Then exclaim loudly that you've made a decision and post it here.

An admittedly shallow OP for a Monday or any other day of the week.

[FM123]

1. George Clooney

[Kaleva]

2. That was quick.

[FM123]

8. (I know, I admit I didn't take the full half hour to ponder)

[FSogol]

3. Exactly which divorce attorney do you work for?

[Kaleva]

7. Michael Cohen

[HopeAgain]

4. I'm lucky to have a SO at all...

Not going to tempt fate with that one.

[Kaleva]

5. Same here. It takes a special kind of lady to accept me and all of my (lack of) glory.

[Kittycow]

6. Grumpy Cat

But I have to admit that our romantic life is a solid 0/10.

[Kaleva]

11. I google searched "solid 0/10" and this is what I found

"Really having to pee while driving"

"Getting herpes."

"Food poisoning"

"Diarrhoea on a road trip"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6ab4kn/what_is_a_solid_010/

I think you have an interesting story to tell. Maybe not here at DU which is a family friendly site but someplace!

[Yonnie3]

9. This is not something I'd respond to ...

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unless SO was not on DU

[TlalocW]

10. My picks

Rosie Perez or Fran Drescher from the 1990s.

Admittedly, both have what most people think of as annoying voices, but I found that part of their charm.

TlalocW

[PJMcK]

12. None

I'm the happiest I've ever been with my SO.

I'm very lucky.

[Kaleva]

13. Is your SO looking over your shoulder to see what you wrote?

[PJMcK]

14. I can't answer that right now (n/t)

[hueymahl]

15. Jennifer Lawrence

she is a badass.

That said, probably none - I'm pretty dang lucky with my wife.

[a kennedy]

16. Seeing as how George Clooney is spoken for already......

my 2nd choice is Mark Ruffalo....... even though my husband is pretty awesome too.

[OriginalGeek]

17. My wife already knows

if Helen Mirren so much as winks at me I'd follow her anywhere.


It's cool though - I wish my wife a happy life with Jason Momoa.

[SCantiGOP]

18. The AFLAC duck

Really think that he/she is the best actor on TV.