$7,500 for a WHAT??!!??

[Archae]

Kohler Numi.

A toilet.

Internet connected.
Built-in speakers.
Responds to voice commands.

[Docreed2003]

1. Ill settle for the one thats 3500

That has the built in bidet wand!

[Ohiogal]

2. Why do you need to connect

To the internet????

[Kaleva]

7. To update your Facebook status maybe?

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. "Can I get a like on this here poop?"

[JDC]

3. No toilet paper required. Cleans and dries.

H2O temperature control, no touch anything. Motion detected lighting.

Somehow my wife/kids got into a discussion about these toilets a month or so ago. Went online and checked them out. We all agreed if we had the $, we'd be ok with having one. We don't, so we won't be ordering one anytime soon. All our toilets have the soft close seats though. That's as high end as we go....

[csziggy]

18. The last time we replaced a seat we got the soft close one

My husband loves it - when he leaves the seat up, I can no longer SLAM it down. Since that usually happens in the middle of the night, he now gets more sleep.

But I fall into the bowl once more, his ass will be toast. Last time it took three weeks for my back to recover.

[Binkie The Clown]

4. With the right high fiber diet you shouldn't spend more than 45 seconds to 1 minute on the pot.

Why would I want Internet connection in a place I spend less than a minute in? Makes no sense to me.

[A HERETIC I AM]

13. If you want to know where the high fibrer foods are in the grocery store.....

just look for the guy with the gun in his mouth, because lead is high in fiber.

[Binkie The Clown]

20. huh?

There's no fiber in lead.

[A HERETIC I AM]

21. I should have been clearer

It was an obscure reference from a stand up bit by the late John Pinnette

[Binkie The Clown]

22. Ah. I like inside jokes.

Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!

[cloudbase]

5. Whatever you do,

don't tell the defense department.

[AJT]

6. Wouldn't want to be sitting on it when gets hacked.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. And here it is:

I feel so deprived now....

[jmowreader]

9. Be nice.

You should see the promotional website for it...

http://www.kohler.com/numi/#

Because as we all know, the only way you can get a truly hot girlfriend is to have a $7500 toilet installed in the glass-walled living room of your ultra-modern $20 million custom mansion. Which leads to another problem: if you are capable of owning a $20 million custom mansion with a $7500 toilet in the glass-walled living room, wouldn't you also have a platoon of paparazzi stationed on the next hill waiting for your truly hot girlfriend to use said object?

I don't know...if I had an ultra-modern $20 million custom mansion I'd have a Russian bathroom in it. In a Russian bathroom, there's a little room with just the toilet in it, a larger room for the sink and mirror, and another room for the bathtub.

[democratisphere]

10. Don't want nothin' to do with those selfies from the other end!

[sinkingfeeling]

11. How much does the gold plated one cost?

[GeorgeHayduke]

14. I work for a GC who has had a few clients

Who spec those. Toilets are not at all what we do, but sometimes we'll wrap that spec into our project scope and sub it out, but those things seem to be suddenly really popular lately.

And, no, I've never used one.

[FSogol]

15. I'd be fired toot sweet if I specifed one. N/t

[GeorgeHayduke]

16. Ha!

I'm not sure I follow *toot sweet*. Is that an aprpopos flatulence thing??

[FSogol]

17. Well, toot sweet is a real english word meaning immediately.

It's in the dictionary. Of course, toot did seem appro.

[hunter]

19. For that price it should require no plumbing.

Put it down, plug it in, and go anywhere.

[raven mad]

23. Ohhhhhhhhh kay.................

All I want is a heater!