Funny/Witty song titles - real or created

[underpants]

I've got two(created)

"beat the church crowd"
"The Downside of Littering" - inspired by my daughter ❤️

[pnwest]

1. (created Country & Western sawng) "I Can't Get Over You While You're Still Under Him"

[Ohiogal]

2. For the budget minded

"Lucy in the Sky With Cubic Zirconias"

[janterry]

3. Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me 11:00 On a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1:00..

Friday Afternoon You're Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab to Go Out to the Airport to Catch a Plane to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks, Not that I Wanted to Go With You, I Wasn't Able to Leave Town, I'm Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn't Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You for Three Years I DON'T Like Surprises!! Subtitled: A Musical Apology

Yes, that's the whole title!!

[rsdsharp]

4. Lot's of good country song titles

Drop Kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

If finger prints showed up on skin, I wonder whose I'd find on you.

Nobody wants to play rhythm guitar behind Jesus.

You done stomped on my heart and mashed that sucker flat (written by John Denver for his father)

And several by Kinky Friedman:

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed (this woman's liberation is going to your head)

They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore

Somethings wrong with the Beaver

LA men's room

[red dog 1]

5. Speaking of Kinky Friedman, don't forget these,

- The Ballad of Charles Whitman
- High on Jesus
- Asshole From El Paso
- Ride 'Em Jewboy
- Top Ten Commandments

My favorite Kinky Friedman album is "Sold American" (1973)

[rsdsharp]

11. And

Homo Erectus

Waitret Please Waitret

Ride 'em Jewboy

and my favorite

The Ballad of Ira Hayes

[thucythucy]

7. "Yes I Guess They Ougha Name a Drink After You"

by John Prine.

And if we can include non-country songs--"Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" by Tom Lehrer, and "Aren't You Sorry Now, Tokyo Rose?" by Lenny Bruce.

[red dog 1]

6. George Strait - "All My Ex's Live In Texas" (That's why I'm in Tennessee)

"Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye"

"Her Teeth Were Stained But Her Heart Was Pure"

and Frank Zappa's immortal "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"

[TexasBushwhacker]

8. Did I Shave My Legs For This?

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

[Upthevibe]

9. A country song that comes to mind is:

"If I said you had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me."

[Wolf Frankula]

10. Here's some

"Hey Penis" by Frankie Avalon. It has that line, "Penis tell me true, why does it hurt so much when I wee-wee with you?"

"Lipstick on Your Penis," Annette Funnicello. Both are from the beach movie, "Frankie Touches the Sides."

"They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Any More" and "Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother" by Kinky Friedman.

Wolf

[mpcamb]

14. "Up Against the Wall..." was by Ray Wylie Hubbard.

[Wolf Frankula]

15. You're right.

Jerry Jeff Walker also did that song. Kinky Friedman didn't.

Wolf

[FSogol]

12. "The KKK Took My Baby Away" by the Ramones.

[FSogol]

13. "God's Kid Brother" by the Dead Milkmen

Or Jason's Head

[Brother Buzz]

16. How can I miss you when you won't go away?

Opps, it was posted up thread so I'll just post another Dan hick song:

I Scare Myself (just thinking about you)