My dad once told me that I can go blind if I masturbate too much.

[LuckyCharms]

I said Dad, I'm over here.

[democratisphere]

1. Like father, like son.

[LuckyCharms]

3. Hey, it's making love to the one you love the most.

[dhol82]

2. Was he catholic?

They also said that hair would grow on his palms.
Can you give us a report?

[LuckyCharms]

4. Doesn't everyone have to comb their palms?

[dhol82]

8. Only the guys.

Ladies have other ways.

[TwistOneUp]

5. Lol!

Listen to Steve Vai's track, "When I Was A little Boy". You'll love it.

[LuckyCharms]

9. Thanks, I'll check it out. The Who's "Pictures of Lily" is

about that too.

[Ohiya]

26. Also Jackson Browne's Rosie

[htuttle]

6. bumdump...Crash

LuckyCharms, ladies and gentlemen. They'll be here all week!


Try the veal.

[wasupaloopa]

7. And your hands willbreak out in warts.

[LuckyCharms]

10. Like ribbed condoms, only they are for my pleasure, not hers.

[samnsara]

11. being a girl from a family of girls my dad was clueless

[chuckstevens]

12. LOL!

[PJMcK]

13. Looks like its you n me tonight, Rosie

https://m.

[Generic Brad]

14. Everything in moderation

That is why I wear glasses.

[Skittles]

15. ooh I have one

eye doctor tells a patient he needs to stop masturbating....patient says, WHY, DOC, WILL I GO BLIND? Doc responds no, you're upsetting the people in the waiting room

[True Dough]

30. I can hear Bill laughing now...

[Kaleva]

16. North Korea approves

[CurtEastPoint]

17. "Can I do it just until I need glasses?"

[safeinOhio]

18. Ernest Borgnine's secret

[muntrv]

19. "Can I do it until I have to wear glasses?"

[COLGATE4]

20. I asked Dad if I could keep it

up until I needed glasses.

[Cirque du So-What]

21. It's true, yunno. Last week I went to the optometrist; he told me I had to stop

It was making the other patients nervous.

[rurallib]

22. The last thing you want to hear when you're watching porn and masturbating

"Hi, son. Mind if I join you?"

[Xipe Totec]

23. I can still see. So far, so good. nt

[UTUSN]

24. Bwah hah, you were knowledgeable/sophisticated beyond your years?!1

[TexasBushwhacker]

25. I had a biology instructor in college

She was talking about how we have genes for everything. She said "It's you're genes that tell your body to grow hair on your head instead of the palm of your hand". It sailed right over the heads of everyone in the class except yours truly. I LOL'd. She gave me a little wink.

[CanonRay]

27. Could you please repost in a larger font

[MLAA]

28. LOL

[Rollo]

31. I had an interesting conversation with a purchaser a work the other day...

She shares custody of her grandson, and complained that there was a "new rule" in her house, where she has to knock before entering his room.

Her: He's so embarrassed he might be undressed; he's so sensitive about his body...

Me: How old is he?

Her: 13

Me: Oh, OK yeah, I'm sure that's what it is... (laughing to myself)... Do you have any brothers?

Her: No.

Me: That explains a lot (leaving the room as quickly as possible)

[Wounded Bear]

32. Igor knows...