Name your IRA custodian, account number, and your mother's maiden name.

[LuckyCharms]

And just to be safe, also name your favorite pet's name, the name of your senior prom date, the name of your oldest nephew, and the name of the city you were born in.

Then, name how well versed you are in legal matters.

Thank you in advance.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

1. My IRA has no custodian and is stuck cleaning up after itself

The account's name is Roth-IRA. Give me the name and email of your Nigerian banker and I'll forward the rest to him.

[Pope George Ringo II]

2. I've only got a Provisional IRA custodian

Does that count?

[AJT]

3. My IRA custodian is only allowed supervised visits.

[Marie Marie]

4. OK here goes:

1) Bernie Madoff
2) 000-222-000-444-000-888-000-161616-000-323232-000-646464-000-6845348696847838586834833-0000
3) Drumpf (she was the black sheep - all poor and all)
4) Phyllis
5) Walden
6) Walden ( I know - still better than going stag)
7) Crznketrymyzisistan in Shithole
8) I know nothing that is why I am so glad that you are obviously offering to help me in keeping my funds safe.

And no, Thank YOU, Lucky Charms - for always looking out for us.