State of the Union joke
Barack Obama, the English Queen and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they see a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil says it's for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia, and talks for 5 minutes. When he's finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next, Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished, the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally Obama gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the call is "on the house."
When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Obama gets to call the USA for free. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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