Im sitting here with my nieces putting together my resume for bob mueller

[TEB]

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And their helping me their 5 -12 years old and smart as a tack. And proof reading my resume for uncle teb.
Deeeeeeere bob mueller
I r sending u my resume cuz I wanting 2 no. If yooou need a rto as a young men in infantry I carryed r LT( lieutenants radio). And did real good at it and want to fight the traitor. As u weeere a infantry platoon commander So get bak 2 me fast lettt me no. Sincerely teb.
Now the girls are really kicking it back to me highlights of several mistakes. I’m glad I have the help.

[Sanity Claws]

1. Are you good at putting on handcuffs?

That may be an essential function of a job with Mueller.

[TEB]

2. Never tried it

But I can cover whoever does it with my m16 don’t move traitor.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

3. Put in this PS.

PS, Bob, I can play guitar for yaw'll in the break room to settle yer nerves - or the nerves of yer perps if you want......



Happy New Year, TEB...................

[TEB]

4. Happy New Years

[tavernier]

5. No!

Mueller should not be spending a minute reading ANYTHING except the confessions of the crime family!! We need him to wrap this up soon!!!

Happy New Year!

[gibraltar72]

6. I was a marksman in high school

I'm gonna ask to be on firing squad. Are they hiring yet?

[TEB]

7. If I get hired friend

I’ll get you in promise

[gibraltar72]

8. What they have done is

far worse than the Rosenbergs!

[Sanity Claws]

9. Bad news about your job application

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/millions-willing-to-work-for-mueller-for-free-if-that-would-speed-things-up