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lapfog_1

(29,227 posts) Wed Dec 27, 2017, 09:11 PM Dec 2017

Florida Man Accused Of Calling 911 To Gripe About Small Clams

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nelson-agosto-tiny-clams-911_us_5a43ed5be4b025f99e195927?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

Seems pretty shellfish.

Perhaps he should have filed a lawsuit in Small Clams Court.

I'm sure he would get a fair herring.

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Florida Man Accused Of Calling 911 To Gripe About Small Clams (Original Post) lapfog_1 Dec 2017 OP

And you forgot the lemon juice and who cares if I have lemon juice on my fries shenmue Dec 2017 #1

I'm surprised he wasn't at the Mar-a-lago htuttle Dec 2017 #2

Liddle cherrystones. CentralMass Dec 2017 #3

After the cods get done with him, he's gonna need a Sturgeon. A HERETIC I AM Dec 2017 #4

Supposed to file a complaint like that in small clams court. Throck Dec 2017 #5

Kick underpants Dec 2017 #6

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

1. And you forgot the lemon juice and who cares if I have lemon juice on my fries

Reply to lapfog_1 (Original post)

Wed Dec 27, 2017, 09:18 PM

Dec 2017

htuttle

(23,738 posts)

2. I'm surprised he wasn't at the Mar-a-lago

Reply to lapfog_1 (Original post)

Wed Dec 27, 2017, 09:33 PM

Dec 2017

I heard they have small clams.

CentralMass

(15,265 posts)

3. Liddle cherrystones.

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Wed Dec 27, 2017, 10:29 PM

Dec 2017

A HERETIC I AM

(24,380 posts)

4. After the cods get done with him, he's gonna need a Sturgeon.

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Wed Dec 27, 2017, 10:35 PM

Dec 2017

Throck

(2,520 posts)

5. Supposed to file a complaint like that in small clams court.

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Wed Dec 27, 2017, 10:56 PM

Dec 2017

underpants

(182,904 posts)

6. Kick

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Fri Dec 29, 2017, 06:26 PM

Dec 2017

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