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The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope slapped him.
underpants
(182,904 posts)He went down in history
yallerdawg
(16,104 posts)"Consumer watchdog groups are warning that devices like Amazon's Echo and Google Home may be recording people all the time. Which explains why all of the ads that pop up on my computer are for Gas-X."
Scatological humor cracks me up!
2naSalit
(86,804 posts)MustLoveBeagles
(11,636 posts)Rhiannon12866
(206,099 posts)blaze
(6,374 posts)Thanks syringis!
Started my day with a chuckle!
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Love it! I'm going to tell that this weekend.