If you haven't bought my Christmas present yet...

[LuckyCharms]

I suggest you get moving.

If you end up getting me some bullshit gift because you waited until the last minute, I'll be pissed.

[sorcrow]

1. Don't worry

I'm getting you the same thing I got you last year.

Crow

[raven mad]

2. Don't worry.

Mine will last for the next 30 or so years..........

[NightWatcher]

3. You'll get whatever Walgreens has and you'll like it.

I saw a stack of dented popcorn tins with your name on it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I hope you'll like this nice Chia Pet.

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[mia]

5. Don't worry.

I picked up your gift way early this year. Walgreen's had the best selection of Christmas candies in January!

[Kali]

6. you are going to LOVE this 2,493 piece sack of Chinese pliers!

I got it with a coupon for 7.99.

[Marie Marie]

7. Sorry, rumor has it that you have been naughty.

You get nothing! Good day sir!