Need a job? Here's a resume' winner:

[dixiegrrrrl]

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1. !

[lunasun]

2. I had a friend who worked at a staffing firm

You would not believe the resumes out there or how many there are that are kooky to creepy

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. When I was hiring, I saw unbelievable ones.

LOTS of mis-spellings, despite claims of good education.
And....quite a few who, when called to set an interview date, would start negotiating the date, thinking out loud, so I had to listen to the reasons that were "more important than a job interview".
strange world.

[FakeNoose]

12. They should teach job-hunting skills in high school

It should be as basic as learning how to drive a car. Everyone needs to do it, sooner or later in their life.

[NCjack]

3. Shows originality and willingness to do anything, anytime, anywhere.

This applicant is right for a hard driving company but is way too hot for us to handle.

First, and this critical. Verify that the applicant is NOT Stephen Miller or anyone else working in the White House.

If NOT, have HR forward to Trump USA HQ and the next time I see Donny "the chin", I'll claim a U-owe-me-1 for this favor.

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. You have a point....

Psycopaths can be ever so clever.....

[IronLionZion]

6. The struggle is real

Some companies like to keep vacancies for many months just to avoid paying someone and see how well they can manage short staffed.

[iluvtennis]

7. I used to be a hiring manager, and whike this is provocative, this

Person wouldn’t make my phone screen pile. Sorry I read danger in this cover letter

[toddwv]

10. That doesn't scream innovative, observant, dedicated, and persistent to you?

Just ignore the possibility that he killed the man himself to get a foot in the door for a job...

[Roland99]

8. Macabre yet funny!

[jmowreader]

9. My response...

"Let me get this straight: You stalked a dead man? Dude, you're freaking us the fuck out. We're getting a restraining order against you."

[hunter]

11. English is a difficult language to master. The applicant is clearly Klingon.

He has honored the deceased and believes himself to be a fit replacement. He is challenging the employer's representative to a head-butting contest in order to demonstrate his fitness, as demonstrated by the hyperbole of his accusation.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klingon