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Sancho

(9,070 posts)
Sat Dec 2, 2017, 04:26 PM Dec 2017

Opossum Breaks Into Liquor Store and Gets Drunk as a Skunk

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Opossum-Breaks-Into-Liquor-Store-and-Gets-Drunk-as-a-Skunk-461510113.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_MIBrand

An opossum that apparently drank bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store sobered up at a wildlife rescue center and was released unharmed.
Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Florida, police officer on Nov. 24. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon.
"A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it," said Michelle Pettis, a technician at the refuge. "She definitely wasn't fully acting normal."
Pettis told the Panama City News Herald the female opossum appeared disoriented, was excessively salivating and was pale. The staff pumped the marsupial full of fluids and cared for her as she sobered up.


No telling if tRump's visits to Florida drove the possum to drink...
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Opossum Breaks Into Liquor Store and Gets Drunk as a Skunk (Original Post) Sancho Dec 2017 OP
Haha DangerousUrNot Dec 2017 #1
Now I know how to picture "drunk as a skunk" n/t NotASurfer Dec 2017 #2
Opossums don't play dead; they play drunk. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2017 #3
I'm glad it wasn't an oppostumous report nt Xipe Totec Dec 2017 #4
Good one! nt zanana1 Dec 2017 #7
Girls just want to have fun, ya know? nt Laffy Kat Dec 2017 #5
And now Florida Possum joins Florida man. Solly Mack Dec 2017 #6
Opossums and Posums, while marsupials, are different. Australian possums are related to kangaroos. TheBlackAdder Dec 2017 #8
That is accurate. Solly Mack Dec 2017 #11
That's im-possum-ible! lastlib Dec 2017 #9
She had help? Sancho Dec 2017 #10

TheBlackAdder

(28,201 posts)
8. Opossums and Posums, while marsupials, are different. Australian possums are related to kangaroos.
Sun Dec 3, 2017, 03:28 PM
Dec 2017

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Opossums live in North America, Possums live in Austrailia.


Here' a picture comparison. One is cute, the other... well, not so cute.




https://www.grammarly.com/blog/opossum-vs-possum/

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lastlib

(23,236 posts)
9. That's im-possum-ible!
Sun Dec 3, 2017, 04:39 PM
Dec 2017

I don't see how a possum could open a bottle of the stuff, let alone drink it all.....

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