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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsOpossum Breaks Into Liquor Store and Gets Drunk as a Skunk
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Opossum-Breaks-Into-Liquor-Store-and-Gets-Drunk-as-a-Skunk-461510113.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_MIBrandAn opossum that apparently drank bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store sobered up at a wildlife rescue center and was released unharmed.
Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Florida, police officer on Nov. 24. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon.
"A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it," said Michelle Pettis, a technician at the refuge. "She definitely wasn't fully acting normal."
Pettis told the Panama City News Herald the female opossum appeared disoriented, was excessively salivating and was pale. The staff pumped the marsupial full of fluids and cared for her as she sobered up.
Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Florida, police officer on Nov. 24. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon.
"A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it," said Michelle Pettis, a technician at the refuge. "She definitely wasn't fully acting normal."
Pettis told the Panama City News Herald the female opossum appeared disoriented, was excessively salivating and was pale. The staff pumped the marsupial full of fluids and cared for her as she sobered up.
No telling if tRump's visits to Florida drove the possum to drink...
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Opossum Breaks Into Liquor Store and Gets Drunk as a Skunk (Original Post)
Sancho
Dec 2017
OP
Opossums and Posums, while marsupials, are different. Australian possums are related to kangaroos.
TheBlackAdder
Dec 2017
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DangerousUrNot
(431 posts)1. Haha
Even the opossum understands whats going on in this country. Had to drink away its problems.
NotASurfer
(2,150 posts)2. Now I know how to picture "drunk as a skunk" n/t
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,704 posts)3. Opossums don't play dead; they play drunk.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)4. I'm glad it wasn't an oppostumous report nt
zanana1
(6,121 posts)7. Good one! nt
Laffy Kat
(16,379 posts)5. Girls just want to have fun, ya know? nt
Solly Mack
(90,767 posts)6. And now Florida Possum joins Florida man.
Your turn Florida man!
TheBlackAdder
(28,201 posts)8. Opossums and Posums, while marsupials, are different. Australian possums are related to kangaroos.
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Opossums live in North America, Possums live in Austrailia.
Here' a picture comparison. One is cute, the other... well, not so cute.
https://www.grammarly.com/blog/opossum-vs-possum/
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Solly Mack
(90,767 posts)11. That is accurate.
I find both cute though.
lastlib
(23,236 posts)9. That's im-possum-ible!
I don't see how a possum could open a bottle of the stuff, let alone drink it all.....
Sancho
(9,070 posts)10. She had help?