You know what I want right now? Turn-down service.

[Aristus]

I want some nice, polite person to turn down the covers of my bed, offer me a chocolate, and wish me good night.

It would be the capper of a rough week...

[madaboutharry]

1. The little chocolates with the bit of mint flavor,

right on the pillow. That would be nice.

[Aristus]

2. Very much so.

I'm the kind of guy who enjoys being pampered...

[spooky3]

4. Can you treat yourself and check into a hotel that does this?

[Aristus]

5. I usually go on a cruise, but whatever...

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. Hmmm......there's an idea for an evening job.

[Joanie Baloney]

3. Okay...

No...I won't go out with you.

Feel better?



-JB

[Aristus]

6. Yes.

No.

Just turn-down service. That's all.

And maybe a mimosa in the morning...

[sl8]

8. Oh, c'mon, I know you can do better than that.

When you turned me down it was positively epic!

[Joanie Baloney]

17. Hmmm...

Yes, that was epic.

Mem'ries...



-JB

[MLAA]

7. I am pleasant and can wish you goodnight.

Goodnight! 💤😴

[Aristus]

9. Good night.

[sl8]

10. Good night, sweet prince.

Sorry, buddy, can't help you with the rest.

[Aristus]

11. Flights of angels singing me to my rest would be nice...

[sl8]

12. Wouldn't it, though.

Keep dreamin'.

[Aristus]

13. Right now I'll settle for The Cowboy Junkies...

That angel will lull anyone to sleep...

[applegrove]

15. A chocolate covered strawberry.

[Aristus]

16. Why, thank you.

Delicious!...