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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTurkey Ponderings
This is a vegan whole turkey made from soy and wheat protein.
This is Tofurky, made from tofu and wheat protein.
This a chicken being mean to a turkey.
This is Miley Turkus
This is a turkey strutting
The joys of Thanksgiving
Be different - be a pickle pretending to be a turkey.
PJMcK
(22,048 posts)It's time to buck the trend!
Solly Mack
(90,785 posts)This is a trendy buck
herding cats
(19,567 posts)I kind of covet his jacket. It's badass in a retro biker way.
Solly Mack
(90,785 posts)I couldn't pull off the look though.
herding cats
(19,567 posts)If I beat him at strip poker it would be only to walk out wearing that jacket.
That's where I am in my life... I'd play strip poker to actually get badass outer wear from people and leave long before anyone was down to their undies.
Solly Mack
(90,785 posts)herding cats
(19,567 posts)It's also an alternate to the crush of Christmas shopping.
Solly Mack
(90,785 posts)Assuming the deer is a good loser, of course.
herding cats
(19,567 posts)But, I'd take my chances against him over the Black Friday crowd any day. I mean, have you seen those Black Friday videos?! I'd much rather wrestle a buck than brave that lunacy!!
Solly Mack
(90,785 posts)They were brutal. Screaming and scratching, hair pulling, feet kicking and the poor doll got destroyed in the fracas. Then things turned ugly. It was the last doll in the store.
I think the deer would lose graciously and hand over the jacket. He seems cool that way.
herding cats
(19,567 posts)You'll not find me ever taking on anyone. Be it the deer if he objected to my winning, or a crazed Black Friday shopper!
Back in my day, before it became a lesson in 'who wants to buy what cheap crap at a reduced price' I learned my lesson., much like you. Those people are nuts! Now-a-days they're literally trampling people over some piece of junk HD TV built for the event with a 30 day warranty. What?!
I'll just shop online and worry if it arrives before December 25th, thank you very much.
zanana1
(6,128 posts)That isn't mine, but I think it's apt.
Solly Mack
(90,785 posts)So it begins.