Know any good Donald Trump jokes?

[red dog 1]

The Pope and President Trump were on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans toward Mr Trump and says:
"Do you know that with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?.This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replied, "I seriously doubt that..With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope slapped him.

[rock]

1. Well, that explains why

Trump went golfing with the Pope the next day wearing a goalie's outfit!

[Thor_MN]

2. Stipulating that a good Donald Trump exists is a joke in itself.

[ailsagirl]

8. Exactly what I was going to say!

<= dump

[flying_wahini]

3. Filing away for next party with Republicans.

N/t

[MLAA]

12. Doesn't sound like a very nice party if repugs will be there😬

[Puzzler]

4. Yes ...

“Donald Trump”


-Puzzler

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. The fact that Donald Trump is the president is a joke.

But not a very funny one.

[red dog 1]

6. George W. Bush, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump go to a job interview with God...

God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"
Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation."
"Very well," says God.."Come sit to my right."
Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?"
Obama answers, "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all."
"Good," says God.."You shall sit to my left."
Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"
Trump answers: "I believe you're siting in my chair."

[MFM008]

7. This

[alterfurz]

9. A narcissist, a con man, a racist, a fascist, a pathological liar, and a moron walk into a bar...

...the bartender says, "What'll it be, Mr. President?"

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and the Hindenburg?
A. One is a huge flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a dirigible.

[red dog 1]

10. Good one!

[red dog 1]

11. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bag of Cheetos?

One is a cheesy sack of toxic crap that's pumped up with orange dye and hot air, and is sold to ignorant masses with no taste.
The other is a corn-based snack food.