Turn your clocks back this weekend (ha ha)

[left-of-center2012]

In the 1990s I worked with a guy who told me he gets up at 2 A.M. to change all their clocks at home.
A day or so later his wife stopped in to take him to lunch and, chuckling, I mentioned it to her.

She said “Well, that’s when they change.”

Obviously a couple meant for each other.

[Control-Z]

1. Funny.

Of course, I have no clocks to change as they really do all change on their own.

[Sneederbunk]

2. Probably the same people who feel a jolt when they enter a different time zone.

[unblock]

3. Of course, I had to read it several times to figure out the joke!

To each his own lol!

[JonLP24]

4. Oh no it's that time of year again

Arizona doesn't change but the rest of the world does as this screws up my TV programming.

[Ilsa]

5. I hate doing hourly nightshift work

On this weekend. A 12 hr shift becomes 13. Have to double-check "timecards" for that extra hour.

[left-of-center2012]

6. I used to work some night jobs.

We did get paid that extra hour.

What I hated was when the 7 A.M. shift came on after the clocks had been turned ahead one hour in the Spring.

Even though warned ahead of time, someone always showed up an hour late for work claiming they forgot to turn the clocks ahead.
It was usually the slackers who called in sick a lot, etc.

[Laffy Kat]

7. Don't have to tell me twice.

I have to be at work at 6:15 am on Sunday!

[alterfurz]

8. Tick, tock goes the clock...

...we spring forward, then fall back.
It just ticks me off.

[TexasBushwhacker]

9. Your smartphone will probably reset itself

But you can check time.gov in the morning to make sure.

[hay rick]

10. I got the clocks covered...

but I really could use some help with turning back the calendar.

[lastlib]

12. The Republican party will be glad to help you on that......

...IF you're willing to reset it to 1840!

[hay rick]

14. LOL. Good point.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

11. Must have been a bartender.

Mostly, "when" you change the time doesn't matter. But for bars, it's an opportunity to sell for another hour. Gain an hour in the fall, but don't lose an hour in the spring. Bartender magic.

[DFW]

13. For us, this was last weekend (Oct. 28-29)

Done deal in these parts.