Police: Man shoots himself in the penis while robbing a hotdog stand

[ashling]

The jokes write themselves

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/crime/police-man-shoots-himself-in-penis-while-robbing-hot-dog-stand

[dchill]

1. They do indeed.

😀

[Binkie The Clown]

2. What a weenie! nt

[left-of-center2012]

3. With a .38 caliber -- Imagine the damage!

Or not ...

[Docreed2003]

4. Imma need one of those franks....***bam****

Especially now!!

[Aristus]

5. Too bad he didn't shoot himself in the balls.

He might have earned a Darwin Award.

[hibbing]

6. That's not ketchup on your weenie n/t

[NBachers]

7. Here's a container of habanero sauce down your pants, dickless.

[LuckyCharms]

8. I bet it is not a foot-long anymore. n/t

[Paladin]

9. Paging Dr. Sigmund Freud....... (nt)

[MosheFeingold]

10. What a half-cocked attempt at a robbery n/t

[Coventina]

11. That's some hot dog!!

[Grammy23]

12. Instant karma!

I hate to admit it, but I laughed way too much at this article.

Oh hell. I will admit it. Wonder if this will change his evil ways?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

13. I relish news like this, and it's not from the onion. I'll ketchup with you later. nt

[geardaddy]

14. The judge is Stephanie Miller

Judge Stephanie Miller ordered him held without bond.

That would be hilarious if it was the Stephanie Miller of Air America fame.

[fleur-de-lisa]

15. I bet that throbs.

[geardaddy]

16. He shot too early.

[Kaleva]

17. We shouldn't laugh. Many crabs may have died in this incident.

[eppur_se_muova]

18. He must have thought he was buying a prosthetic. nt

[ashling]

19. Could have been worse

if his weenie had been bun length