Rush Limbaugh is a dumb fuck:Thinks WH Petition to Nationalize the Twinkie industry is from Obama

[BrentWil]

There is a petition on the WH site to "Nationalize the Twinkie industry" Clearly started as a joke.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/11/petition-wants-obama-to-save-twinkies-149789.html

A new White House petition wants President Obama to nationalize the "Twinkie industry," saving the popular junk food from possible extinction.

"We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center," a petition on the White House "We the People" website requests.

For those who want to sign. I think it would be pretty funny if it got 25K signatures.

http://wh.gov/X890

Nationalize the Twinkie industry
We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center.

That said, Rush Limbaugh is fucking dumb. He thinks this is Obama's doing and he will step in.

[OhZone]

1. Oh Gawd!

Does he think all the succession petitions are from Obama too!?

[petesan]

2. Rush doesn't believe

this crap. He's once again providing red meat for his listeners. Envisioning the phony outrage of his minions is Rush's substitution for sex. He gets off on manipulating them.

[RVN VET]

3. He gets off while manipulating them

[struggle4progress]

4. +

[alp227]

9. No wonder he had to smuggle Viagara to the Dominican Republic!

[LiberalAndProud]

11. Exactly.

Rush knows he can sell any lie he chooses to his dittoheads. It pleases him to lay this at the President's doorstep, so he does. Limbaugh doesn't sell facts, he sells a way of viewing the world. It is a skewed, angry and deceitful world view. His listeners are comfortable there, so I guess we must let him carry their water.

[RVN VET]

5. The caller was joking, you overly plump nincompoop!

Limbaugh, you are getting pathetically slow at spotting "ringer" callers from the left wing. This caller is not serious. But, jiminy crispus, Fat Man, you didn't get even this rather obvious joke. So instead of telling the caller to go away, you use his facetious proposal as a platform to launch another attack against Obama.

Say what?

You've stooped low before, and stretched pretty far to make your non-sequiturious points. But, really, Fat Man, "Osama is dead and, now, so is the the Twinkie?" Or the even stranger and sarcastic "Obama kiled Osama, but the Republicans killed the Twinkie." Do you have even a faint notion of how amazingly stupid that sounds? And you're the guy the RW listens to and grabs its ankles for?

Pathetic, Fat Man, just pathetic.

[alp227]

10. He's gotten punked before...

[joanbarnes]

6. Rush in mourning, He has eaten a few Twinkies in his time!

[02potato]

7. Rush Limbaugh = Twinkie...

[valerief]

8. Fox couldn't survive without Twinkies.

[Up2Late]

12. What an idiot, that said, most of that conversation sounded like him joking around with the caller

But the dumbest part was him saying that we have a long term plan to kill off the ReThuglican Party, not true and not necessary. They are committing mass suicide by pandering to their extreme right-wing and by pushing out all the growing demographic groups.

[HopeHoops]

13. Fuck it Rush - You've got 40,000 twinkies stuffing your fat ass.

And that's not even getting into the other junk food that produces your junk bullshit you spew. It's all junk, and so are you. Fuck you Rush. Fuck you.

Yeah, I hope you find this on a Google search.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

14. A rare moment of accidental honesty

Pig Boy thinks he's being facetious. Or at least he reckons he's got his audience brainwashed enough that they'll believe he's being facetious...