Stephen Colbert: The Big Story Tonight Is YOU - Special "Social Distancing" Edition Of The Late Show

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If you're watching this from home right now, you're doing the right thing. If you're watching it from your bathtub bunker like our host, please remember to save some hot water for the rest of us. Either way, we're glad you're with us. So stay hunkered down and please enjoy this episode of The Lather Show with Scrubbin' Colbath!




Uninformed Correspondent: Bootsie Visits An Expert For Straight Talk About Coronavirus

Several days ago when it was still deemed medically responsible to transport a Bootsie, The Late Show's beloved correspondent Bootsie Plunkett visited physician and Yale Public Health lecturer Dr. James Hamblin to learn more about the threat posed by the coronavirus.

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1. That's pretty good. Is Stephen growing a mustache?

That’s just like me, my facial hair is almost all grey but my head hair not so much. I figured he dyed his hair. Also it was kind of refreshing to see regular type home settings, even Stephens tub and bathroom looked pretty regular. Usually on TV everyone has beautiful modern homes unlike most of us in real life.

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2. LOL! That's exactly what he said quite recently

Someone in the audience asked if he ever grew a mustache and he said he couldn't do it since his facial hair comes in white so everyone thinks he dyes his hair.


From 2018:
The Results Are In On Stephen's Beard

Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of democracy. So here's how the people responded to a Twitter poll about whether or not Stephen should keep his beard.

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4. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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6. For about the

first half I thought it was bubbles!

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3. I thought last nights show was a rerun

I guess these two segments were internet only?

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5. It was a repeat, like they all are just now, but Colbert filmed a new monologue just for this show

Rather than repeating the old monologue where he talked about whatever Trump was doing at the time. And it was broadcast instead of the old monologue. I thought that was very thoughtful of him since outdated repeats get old pretty quick.