Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 3/5/20

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Elizabeth Warren Bows Out Gracefully, While Trump Spreads Dangerous Coronavirus Misinformation

While Sen. Elizabeth Warren was demonstrating grace and eloquence in comments to reporters after dropping out of the Democratic primary race, the man she hoped to replace in the White House was demonstrating his inability to tell the truth in an interview with Fox News about the Coronavirus.




Meanwhile... Florida Police Offer To Test Illegal Drugs For Coronavirus

Meanwhile... In another case of something that could only happen in Florida, police there are urging meth users to swing by the station to have their stash tested for Coronavirus.




Late Show's Alter Egos: Elizabeth Warren Edition

As she exits the 2020 Democratic presidential primary, we bid a fond farewell to Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren and the many alter egos bestowed upon her by our host Stephen Colbert.




Trump Has A Hunch That Coronavirus Isn't So Deadly

Is there a doctor in the house?

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1. Well that explains his anti-Biden hits ! Seriously pro-Warren, and that's ok too.

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2. I've never gotten the impression that he favors one candidate over another

And he has had most of them on his show. I do think he likes impersonating some more than others, though - but his aim is also just to be funny. But the one that he absolutely has no mercy for is Trump - and we need to be grateful for that, since he's both funny and ruthless!

[OnDoutside]

3. I thought he was especially mean to Biden for the last couple of months, but he was definitely up

for Warren last night, while going after Biden.

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4. Well, he also makes fun of Bernie a lot, too, though he's been on his show

Though I have thought one reason may be that he does a pretty decent Bernie impression. Impersonating Joe Biden is harder, his impersonation mostly seems to consist of putting on the aviator dark glasses.