Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 12/13/19

[Rhiannon12866]

Trump Pays $2 Million To Charity (By Court Order)

Eight organizations, including the United Negro College Fund, have received funds from the President after he was legally compelled to donate $2,000,000 because of blatant financial misconduct at the Trump Foundation.




Joe Biden Floats The Idea Of Being A One-Term President

Presidential candidate Joe Biden is quietly floating the idea that, if elected, he would hand the presidency over to his VP after completing his first term.




Just One Question: Star Wars Edition

Director J.J. Abrams and the cast of "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" take time out of their busy movie junket to answer questions from the staff at The Late Show.




Trump & McConnell Spar Over Senate Impeachment Strategies

Sen. Mitch McConnell wants a quick trial and a vote to acquit. The President wants to make it a show and call his own witnesses. Who will prevail in this epic clash of Washington powerhouses?

[trusty elf]

1. "Do I get to say it now?"

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Oh, good grief! I caught that, too!

Trump is such a thief and a bigot and a cheater, yet the GOP keeps saying "he did nothing wrong!"

[trusty elf]

3. He is truly despicable.

That so many people continue to support and enable him is profoundly depressing.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. It's depressing and shocking both at the same time

When I hear the newest horrible thing he says or hear about the next despicable thing he does, I'm shocked all over again that anyone at all thinks this is perfectly okay - and like him for it, not even in spite of it!

[Dennis Donovan]

5. "You're watching C-SPAN. Happy 100th birthday."

[Rhiannon12866]

6. He likes to pick on C-SPAN!

[B Stieg]

7. Love the old Star Trek (fight in progress) soundtrack!

as the turtle viciously assaults a pumpkin...