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CTyankee

(63,912 posts) Thu Oct 17, 2019, 10:47 AM Oct 2019

Please God, spare us a photo of Trump on horseback!

I tremble at the thought, which I never thought would be something else to worry about with Trump. But tremble I do...

What if he decides to get himself photographed like this: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/16/world/asia/kim-jong-un-horse.html

Please tell me this won't happen and I can digest my morning coffee while reading the NYT...

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Please God, spare us a photo of Trump on horseback! (Original Post) CTyankee Oct 2019 OP

Would need one of those Budweiser Clydesdales. Nt. captain queeg Oct 2019 #1

Beat me to it! LOL! n/t brewens Oct 2019 #3

LOLOL! Yeah, beat me to it as well. May I add that if he has to get on the Nay Oct 2019 #9

It would have to be one of those Clydesdales if he did. Otherwise a few hundred feet and the brewens Oct 2019 #2

He would fall off first, though. CTyankee Oct 2019 #4

I think any self-respecting horse grumpyduck Oct 2019 #5

Betcha Kroner to Kruggerands he's afraid of horses The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2019 #6

Also Kim. He likes to do what they do. CTyankee Oct 2019 #7

It was a perfect horse! Zambero Oct 2019 #8

I'd be all for it if it left him like Christopher Reeves Submariner Oct 2019 #10

Couldn't help myself nykym Oct 2019 #11

His inept staff is still trying to figure how to hoist him up Brother Buzz Oct 2019 #12

Pity the poor horse to be ridden with Capn Bone Spurs on his back... n/t retcon Oct 2019 #13

captain queeg

(10,240 posts)

1. Would need one of those Budweiser Clydesdales. Nt.

Reply to CTyankee (Original post)

Thu Oct 17, 2019, 10:49 AM

Oct 2019

brewens

(13,618 posts)

3. Beat me to it! LOL! n/t

Reply to captain queeg (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 17, 2019, 10:50 AM

Oct 2019

Nay

(12,051 posts)

9. LOLOL! Yeah, beat me to it as well. May I add that if he has to get on the

Reply to brewens (Reply #3)

Thu Oct 17, 2019, 11:34 AM

Oct 2019

Clydesdale, at least keep the shirt on. All that blubber would be too much for my eyes.

brewens

(13,618 posts)

2. It would have to be one of those Clydesdales if he did. Otherwise a few hundred feet and the

Reply to CTyankee (Original post)

Thu Oct 17, 2019, 10:49 AM

Oct 2019

horse would be headed to the glue factory.

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)

4. He would fall off first, though.

Reply to brewens (Reply #2)

Thu Oct 17, 2019, 10:52 AM

Oct 2019

I would only hope that a photographer was there to take the photo of him flat on his ass...

grumpyduck

(6,251 posts)

5. I think any self-respecting horse

Reply to CTyankee (Original post)

Thu Oct 17, 2019, 10:52 AM

Oct 2019

would take one look and take off the other way.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,831 posts)

6. Betcha Kroner to Kruggerands he's afraid of horses

Reply to CTyankee (Original post)

Thu Oct 17, 2019, 10:53 AM

Oct 2019

and wouldn't get near one. But his hero Putin was photographed shirtless on horseback, and Trump loves to emulate him, so....

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)

7. Also Kim. He likes to do what they do.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #6)

Thu Oct 17, 2019, 10:55 AM

Oct 2019

I would, however, like to see him in riding pants. Which would rival photos of his fat ass in tennis shorts...

Zambero

(8,965 posts)

8. It was a perfect horse!

Reply to CTyankee (Original post)

Thu Oct 17, 2019, 10:59 AM

Oct 2019

I took it for a perfect ride. Absolutely perfect. No one but no one in this great country rides a horse better than I do. Sleepy Joe, he is an absolute disgrace whenever he rides his horse. And let me tell you, Crazy Nancy is a third-rate horse rider. Liberals, all cattle and no horse! SAD!!!