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Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 6/7/19 (Original Post)
Rhiannon12866
Jun 2019
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trusty elf
(7,394 posts)1. "No more Oreos!" ?
Dafuq was that about?
fun fact: "neon crabs" is an anagram for "Ben Carson".
Rhiannon12866
(205,467 posts)2. Where did you find that?? It's the most awake I've ever seen him!!
The joke that sticks in my mind was that Ben Carson always sounds like he's just been shot with a tranquilizer dart - and he's about to lapse into unconsciousness...
trusty elf
(7,394 posts)4. ...
It's a screen shot that I doctored up from the famous Oreo hearing a while back.
I like the tranquilizer dart idea. I'll make one. :-D
MEANWHILE......
Rhiannon12866
(205,467 posts)5. That's another good one! LOL!
And it must have a lot of doctoring! His eyes are pretty much closed in any pic or footage we've ever seen! How did he function as a surgeon without ever actually opening his eyes??
trusty elf
(7,394 posts)6. Here you go.
Rhiannon12866
(205,467 posts)7. Well done!
I'm trying to remember whether it was Stephen Colbert or Trevor Noah who made the joke! Their graphics department couldn't have done better!
Dennis Donovan
(18,770 posts)8. ROFL!!
yankeepants
(1,979 posts)3. I think in this instance it should be "Neon Carbs" n/t