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EarlG

(21,949 posts)
Mon Apr 1, 2019, 10:10 AM Apr 2019

Pic Of The Moment: You'll Only Wish This Was An April Fool's Joke



Fox News apologizes for '3 Mexican countries' headline

Democrats fume as Trump cuts Central American aid



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Fritz Walter

(4,291 posts)
5. ...migrants will head for the U.S.
Mon Apr 1, 2019, 10:44 AM
Apr 2019

...where he will order ICE, Border Patrol and military personnel to shoot them.

And Faux Gnus will cheer them on! Just as they have been shedding crocodile tears over the Navy SEAL who stands accused of murder.

G________ is charged with multiple war crimes based on allegations from fellow SEALs that, during deployment in 2017, he killed a teenage ISIS fighter who was brought to his unit for medical treatment. He is accused of stabbing the fighter in the neck.

He is also charged with shooting indiscriminately at civilian noncombatants, hitting two of them. Navy prosecutors also say G________ tried to intimidate witnesses once he found out he was under investigation -- the reason he was placed in pretrial confinement.


JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,350 posts)
6. Sometimes it's hard to remember the names of Central American countries.
Mon Apr 1, 2019, 10:45 AM
Apr 2019

So, why even try? Just call them all "Mexico", and you're good. They're all fed from the same fleet of taco trucks, anyway.

Thanks, EarlG, that was a supremely stupid bit of broadcasting from our dear friends at Fox.

 

47of74

(18,470 posts)
8. I know some Branch Trumpvidians who are so stupid that;
Mon Apr 1, 2019, 10:56 AM
Apr 2019

A) They couldn't tell the difference between rabbit turds and rice krispies.
B) That if I had told them I went to Spain last winter they would have asked how the Mexican country was.

Brother Buzz

(36,444 posts)
9. I know some Branch Trumpvidians who are so stupid that....
Mon Apr 1, 2019, 11:45 AM
Apr 2019

They think Central America are those fly-over states that starts with a vowel.


Could it be because we don't have maps?

Initech

(100,080 posts)
19. We are currently being run by the dumbest group of dumb fucks ever to walk the planet.
Mon Apr 1, 2019, 03:51 PM
Apr 2019

I mean really it just boggles the mind how fucking stupid they are.

Volaris

(10,272 posts)
17. Lol anything more nuanced is way too complicated for their audience,
Mon Apr 1, 2019, 01:10 PM
Apr 2019

So everything south of Dallas is just 'mexico' now...

As is stated, this will increase migration and trafficking .

Donald has this dog by the head. He's gonna shake the fuck out of it, tryin to get it to wag it's tail (cause he thinks thats actually how that phrase works cause he IS that politically useless).

He's gonna break it's neck.
That will be Obama's fault, OBVIOUSLY.

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