Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 2/13/19

[Rhiannon12866]

Averting Shutdowns Is The Bare Minimum

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Russia Is Attempting To Hack Our Brains

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The Best (And Worst) Valentine's Day Gifts

Love is in the air this Valentine's Day. But it's also available in the form of bacon and buttons.




Trump 2020: Stolen Slogans

Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign slogan, 'Stronger Together,' wasn't the only popular phrase Trump stole on Monday night in El Paso.

[Fritz Walter]

1. Stephen forgot to mention another worst Valentine's gift

Valentine's Day Dinner at the Waffle House
Reservations are just a phone call away.
Not available at all locations -- for some reason, the stores in Jacksonville FL are not included. Gulf Breeze (near Pensacola), Orlando and even Niceville, yes. But couples in Jax, Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, West Palm Beach, Tampa and even Tallahassee might want to look into the unlimited bread stick option at Olive Garden.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. I've eaten at Waffle House - but it wasn't a special occasion

I like that you can get breakfast at all hours, but they aren't any around here, I'm in New York. We do have an Olive Garden not far away, however...