"FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE A DONOR" - Parody Don Caron

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LYRICS to FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE A DONOR The problem with politics is corporate banditry. No other problems can be solved in that reality. The most important struggle is to get our system free. There must be fifty ways to leave a donor. Big money in politics behaves addictively and those who are not addicts are attacked like AOC, ‘cause the controlling wealth is fearful of a new decree where there are fifty ways to leave a donor. Fifty ways to leave a donor. Donations with a cap, Hap. Secret donors gotta go, Joe. A watchdog with bite, right? To get us all free. Let the billionaires sob, Bob. Put an end to their snow job. Corruption can’t be, Lee. just listen to me. Just try be real, Neil. Overturn CU, Lou. Smack down that PAC, Jack. It’s time to agree. Ain’t right or left, Steph. Don’t live at loot’s behest. Be like AOC, Lee. Let that be the key. Lip service is not working though that is what they will try. But there’s a way to see right through a cleverly told lie. Those who place themselves for sale cannot be your your ally. They’ve got to know the fifty ways. It’s time to make demands and use our power to intrude, to pass a new amendment that cannot be misconstrued. Tell your reps a thousand times, though they will think it rude there must be fifty ways to leave a donor. Fifty ways to leave a donor. Donations need a cap, Hap Secret donors gotta go, Joe A watchdog with bite, right? to get us all free Let the billionaires sob, Bob, Put an end to their snow job Corruption can’t be, Lee Just listen to me. Just try be real, Neil Overturn CU, Lou Smack down that PAC, Jack It’s time to agree Ain’t right or left, Steph Don’t live at loot’s behest Be like AOC, Lee that is the key.