Pic Of The Moment: Trump To WaPo: "I Have A Gut"

[EarlG]

Washington Post: Trump says his 'gut' can tell him more than 'anybody else's brain can ever tell me'

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[SWBTATTReg]

1. Obviously when he had the four (at least) bankrupcies, his gut was out on vacation...nt

[DippyDem]

2. Perfect!! It shows how smart the Orange Shitgibbon's gut is!!

[Mars and Minerva]

3. What about "It's OK to have another Taco Bowl...make it an even DOZEN!" nt

[malthaussen]

4. Well, he's really being honest...

... since nobody can tell him anything, of course his gut tells him more.

-- Mal

[niyad]

7. a most excellent point!

[Funtatlaguy]

5. Do these pop ups make my penis look smaller?

[niyad]

8. could it BE any smaller? my scope is already at max enlargement, and I still don't see it!!

[Scarsdale]

22. His extra large Depends

hide anything that may be lurking in that area. I imagine his gut DOES talk to him, after wolfing down all his fast food and diet pop. Too bad he does not know any truly intelligent people who could advise him. All "Yes" men and women, bowing to the extra enormous orange turd. I think most of them are staying for the paychecks. They will need it once the subpoenas start pouring in. Lawyers in DC will be super busy.

[Midnightwalk]

26. More like

Don't worry your pecker is still down here.

[tavernier]

6. He's right.

He does have a gut.

No denying the very obvious.

[Racerdog1]

9. Is that before or after he shit his pants?

[Yonnie3]

10. Why am I thinking of Charles Dickens?

“Because,” said Scrooge, “a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheats. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”

[Initech]

11. Trump's gut has been clouded by too much high fructose corn syrup from Big Mac sauce!

[Fritz Walter]

12. Overheard during his most recent colonoscopy

“Help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here!”

[Gothmog]

13. K&R

[keithbvadu2]

14. When you listen to your gut...

When you listen to your gut...
.

[tclambert]

15. Ha! "Where do you stick your head to listen to your gut?"

[IronLionZion]

16. His gut is fueled by fast food and ice cream

so you know it's in great shape and can always be trusted.

[spike jones]

19. his gut says send in the Meal Team Six

[flibbitygiblets]

21. and the most beautiful chocolate cake you've ever seen!

[DFW]

17. Well what does one expect when his gut is 487 times the volume of the average brain?

Which, come to think of it, would make it 1461 times the volume of Trump's brain.

[yuiyoshida]

18. HERE is my GUT REACTION

[kentuck]

20. +1000

[flibbitygiblets]

23. With a gut like that he's getting a lot of messages

And based on the contents of that gut, those messages are all garbage

[Nitram]

24. Shared on FB.

[tomhagen]

25. He IS a gut