Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 1/15/18

[Rhiannon12866]

Did Trump Say Sh*thole Or Sh*thouse?

You say tomat-ah, I say tomat-oh.



Is The President A Pornstar-Dating Racist?

It's hard to know which triple acronym the President prefers more: XXX or KKK.



Don't Fire The Hawaiian Who Hit The Emergency Alert

Stephen makes a case for the Hawaii employee who notified the entire state of an imminent, imaginary ballistic missile.



Hawaii's Emergency Alert System Is Getting Ridiculous

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to scare the living crap out of you for no reason.

[pansypoo53219]

1. LMAO alerts.

[amuse bouche]

2. Have to save this for later. I usually catch Kimmel's monologue first

[lordsummerisle]

3. Thanks Rhiannon n/t

[Rhiannon12866]

5. Thank you!

[Stuart G]

4. Please, Please, Please watch the last one..Labeled "False Alarm" only 2 minutes.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. He really has had some great openings!

I can take or leave some of the guests, but his monologue is usually awesome - and the opening is a must-see!