Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 11/16/17

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The Bipartisan Pastime Of Harassing Women

Stephen's monologue takes aim at sexual misconduct happening on both sides of the aisle.



The Art Of The $450M Deal

After a Da Vinci painting depicting Jesus sells for nearly half a billion dollars, Stephen puts up for auction his own piece of Christian art.



Satan Distances Himself From Roy Moore

The devil has a boiling hot take on Ivanka Trump's assertion that 'there's a special place in hell for people who prey on children.'

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2. Moore's Attorney

Moore's attorney says he's been around Moore when he's been around thousands of women during meetings and such, and he's never behaved inappropriately. So, if this was during meetings and such, the women were all adults! So, that is why you've never seen him act inappropriately...he wasn't interested in adult women....he was interested in teenage girls!!

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3. Even before this current firestorm, he was a totally unacceptable candidate

I remember now about the 10 Commandments controversies which also made national news, but his predilection for underage children should have not just been a red flag, it should have resulted in having him removed and replaced as soon as it came to light. There are no excuses or justification for that and it's unbelievable that they're trying to come up with anything, it's that vile.