NASA to take millions of 'people' to Mars for free... ?

[yuiyoshida]

[dubyadiprecession]

1. I guess It beats living in Puerto Rico now.

[louis-t]

2. Take all drumpf voters.

Please.

[ffr]

3. Send dRumpf and his followers will gladly follow.

Wait, is this story from The Onion?

[heaven05]

4. people will follow

gonna have to

[CTyankee]

5. Why does this remind me of "The Twilight Zone"?

"To serve man is a cookbook!"

[Jeroen]

6. No thanks, the Martians might mistake it for a hit list

I've seen what they have done to the cows

[Bob Loblaw]

7. Hell, I'd help pay for it

if they'd take just a particular one. Guess who?

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

8. O!M!G!

How cool is this?

I'm now going to Mars. And I even have a nifty boarding pass to prove it.