Jim Bakker Says Those Who Mock Him Will Answer To God

[Miles Archer]

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. Gawd'll give 'em a high five!

[Ellipsis]

2. 15 minutes of Jessica Hahn...

[Thomas Hurt]

3. isn't it blasphemy to raise a sinner to some level of divinity...

King Donnie does not have divine right of kings, the felon should move on to fleecing his marks.

[pbmus]

4. ..............

[Initech]

5. And God will most likely give those people Edible Arrangements.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

6. let me find my check book!

[samnsara]

7. thank god im atheist....

....I fear neither men.

[DinahMoeHum]

8. Hey Jim: Fuck your "Buy-Bull"(shit)

PTL: Pass the Loot

[Raster]

9. Duuuuddddeeee, the Relevance Train left the station a long time ago...

...and you weren't on it.

[AtheistCrusader]

10. Trot him on out already, I've been meaning to have some words with him for some time.

[NCjack]

11. Jim Bakker does not condemn Pres. Trump for being an unrepentant whoremonger.

Trump and Bakker put the USA in danger of God's terrible judgment.

[japple]

12. Soup salesman and survivalism expert, Jim Bakker is madder than hell

and he's not gonna take it anymore. Poor guy is sick of being mocked. God is on Jim's side and he's gonna smite you for saying bad things Jim and his 50 gal. tubs of dehydrated potato glop.

[safeinOhio]

13. I mock Jim Bakker and then

pray for forgiveness. That's how God works.

[Mendocino]

17. I once prayed for a bicycle.

God never gave me one. So I stole one and then asked for forgiveness.

-Emo Phillips

[packman]

14. Did you catch the last few seconds of the clip

When Jim says we who mock him will stand before GOD HIMSELF and God will say, "Why did you mock Jim Bakker?"

And I'll say to God, "Hey, he needed it."

The train is off the tracks, the shingles are loose on the outhouse, the hamster is dead in his brain, the guy went into the tunnel of Wackadoodle and is not coming back.

[Permanut]

15. I'm thinkin' that if I buy a couple barrels of soup..

I might slip through.

[tiptonic]

16. Where

Where is the pink hair? Just wondering.

[Sneederbunk]

18. And the Deity says Jim who?

[Podkayne K]

20. And then...

the Devil will explain it to him.

[LongTomH]

24. Bing!! You win the thread!!!!

[Kleveland]

19. Self rightous piece of excrement!

Who the hell is he to judge others?

Who is he to judge himself as being aligned with goodness in any sort of way?

People like him are seriously part of the problem.

[Larrybanal]

21. prophet???

this ass considers himself among the prophets?

[JNelson6563]

22. He's thinking of that heartwarming bible tale

of some kids mocking gawd's prophet and the all loving bible god sent a she bear out to tear the kids apart. I reckon a good Talibornagain gawd fearin' man has to have some ambition. He probably only has one free hand while praying for such divine favor from his enlightened creator.

[mdbl]

23. He said shut me off

So i did lol Can't believe morons send their head moron money.

[Boomerproud]

25. I mocked you plenty when you were in prison Jimmy B.

I will lose no sleep of it.

[RKP5637]

26. Jim Bakker. LOL, is that damn fool still around! n/t

[RKP5637]

27. Mock! Mock! Mock! n/t

[doc03]

28. I am willing to take the chance, go to hell you sob nt

[paleotn]

33. Hey, if it means spending an eternity

with Jim Bakker, Jerry Falwell and Oral Roberts, hell sounds pretty damn good to me. One of life's great ironies.

[True Dough]

29. Bakker rhymes with Faker

That's not mocking, that's a fact (and a huge coincidence).

[HopeAgain]

30. God:

Did you mock Jim Bakker?

Me: Umm, not as much as I mocked Tammy.

God: Me too!

[paleotn]

31. Mock! Mock! double dog Mock!!!!

Kiss my arse, Jim, you grifter for Jebus.

[left-of-center2012]

32. "... a liar, an embezzler, a sexual deviant, and ..."

&quot Jerry) Falwell called Bakker a liar, an embezzler, a sexual deviant, and "the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Bakker#Crimes

[yuiyoshida]

34. Another Right winger who likes to

sling his mighty tool at people, making claims that most intelligent people would laugh at. The brain is small, and so are all his other parts. Well, he is just an Asshole after all.

[The Genealogist]

35. Jim, you're beginning to actually believe all the crap you spew. It's going to your head, pal.

I think these televangelists are nothing more than charlatans. They live ridiculously posh lives on money they swindle out of people in crisis and woe who give whatever they can scrape together, hoping to appease their deity and get some kind of blessing. It is truly disgusting. I doubt most of these grifters believe most of the nonsense, they just want to be rich. But, it sounds like Jim Bakker is actually believing this crap now.

[3catwoman3]

36. Once a POS conman, always...

...a POS conman.

I think gawd would agree with every dismissive thing said about Jim Baker. That gawd - she's pretty smart.

[byronius]

37. So, go and read the actual Matthew 23:29. It doesn't say anything like what he says it does.

"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You build tombs for the prophets and decorate the graves of the righteous."

Which is strictly about hypocritical worship.

http://biblehub.com/matthew/23-29.htm

"Woe to you when you beat up on the prophets." -- is Jim's take.

I swear (to Spaghetti) that he's mocking his own followers with this. It's bizarre.

Is this a Tim and Eric sketch? Has Jim Bakker gone dada comedy?

I remember Tammy. Those were some really, really weird days in America.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

38. He's a con

who believes Trump can forgive him and grant him a golden second chance. And he too is a peddler.

[L. Coyote]

39. This guy has more than one loose screw. What's God waiting for.

I thought God was all powerful and could do what she wants. Why would God wait if she actually existed. These idiots can't even reason about God.

[longship]

40. Then there's his Buckets of Slop -- a chef review!

By all means, you'd better stock up! Just in case of the rapture. Or a rupture. Or something.

Or not.

[Bob Loblaw]

41. Quantum, mock mock

-- Ralph Malph (Happy Days)