Stephen Colbert monologue - 7/24/2017

[Rhiannon12866]

Stephen Introduces His Anthony Scaramucci Impression

Now that Stephen has the impression down, the White House's new communications director can run but he can't hide.


Stephen Warns Trump About The Dangers Of Self-Pardoning

The President has reportedly been inquiring with his staff about pardoning himself.

[Hortensis]

1. Too good! :) Thanks.

For exquisite, knife-edge humor cutting to the truth, though, he may be edged out by Ivanka, who managed to epitomize this pack of hyenas and whack jobs in her one perfect little tweet.

Link to tweet

Destined to be a classic? And giving rise to a whole new form of humor.

"As long as you are breathing, it's never too late to start over again." -- Adolf Hitler

[Rhiannon12866]

2. OMG! She attributed that to the wrong person! That was absolutely Donald Trump!

[Hortensis]

3. It has a wonderful depth too, a mathematician explaining

that the key to explaining the universe is just to fudge the numbers.

Ivanka

[Rhiannon12866]

6. It's really true - they can say absolutely anything, with no consequences.

[Hortensis]

7. Oh, I don't know. This latest "whoops" revelation of what

her dad would call a low-quality person is entertaining and informing people around the planet.

[Rhiannon12866]

8. Yes, but he's listening to her - and not to the rest of the planet

I had a chat with my dentist today and she's as disgusted as we are. She just can't get over that we have a government currently comprised of this fool - and his kids!

[Doug the Dem]

4. Jared, the Kooch

Love it!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

5. Must be too early to think really funny. Will

try again after coffee