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Senator Al Franken Says Jeff Sessions Violated His Recusal (Exclusive) The Last Word MSNBC (Original Post) Ellipsis Jun 2017 OP
Sessions should be made to...... SergeStorms Jun 2017 #1

SergeStorms

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1. Sessions should be made to......
Thu Jun 15, 2017, 03:00 AM
Jun 2017

testify before The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Let He, with his noodley appendages draped over the AG's sloping forehead, discover what the AG is really talking about, and finally discern the truth from this small, insignificant creature called, "Sessions". One cannot lie to the FSM, for he haseth your number, and He can separate bullshit from truth like no other God before (or after) Him. The truth cannot escape the blessed noodley appendages, and verily, Sessions would be a total fool to try to get something past(a) His Holiness.

We ask this in His name, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, creator of all that is good (especially with a nice red sauce).

Ramen!

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