Bumbed-Out Giuliani Phones In His 'Resignation.' I ALMOST Feel Sorry For The Old Vampire.

[TrollBuster9090]

A corrupt, incompetent, trust-fund brat, with the emotional maturity of a seven year old has just been elected President, with an assist from the Kremlin.

If there's been ONE bright spot in the post-campaign freak show, it's been watching Christie, Gingrich, and now Giuliani be 'rewarded' for their 'loyalty' to this con man. All three of these pathetic psychophants humiliated themselves by defending Trump in hopes of getting a job in his administration, on the outside chance he'd actually win. And now they've all been paid off, TRUMP style. The same way he typically pays off his contractors. By screwing them, and then throwing them in the trash.

Christie, Gingrich, and now Giuliani....all got SWEET F.A. from Trump as a reward. All three have been screwed, blued, and tattooed, and are now wandering around saying "who...what...how...where..."

Why did Giuliani PHONE in his interview to Neil Cavuto, when all he had to do was drag his ass across the street to the Fox News studios? Probably because he was too depressed to get out of bed. I'm sure he looks like Howard Hughes by now, with a beard down to his ankles, and a couple of Kleenex boxes on his feet.

[lonestarnot]

1. Fuck him.

[Raster]

2. ...REMOVED Himself from consideration...

Oh, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, you got played. Big time.

[TrollBuster9090]

3. That's right. He removed HIMSELF from consideration...

[barbtries]

20. thank you

a good laugh is so special these days.

[Merlot]

4. Watching romney grovel was another unexpected highlight

romney is not as reprehensible as christie but his disdain for the 47% certainly killed any pity I may have had for him.

[Raster]

5. Rmoney was also played, BIG TIME, by tRump...

...narcissistic personality disorder with pronounced psychopathic overtones.

We just elected a kinder, gentler Hannibal Lector... with great assistance from Vladmir Putin, of course. And Mitch McConnell.

[Merlot]

6. I have a hard time believing we actually elected him.

Hearing what a clusterf*ck the recounts have been, how so many votes are being thrown away without being counted, no way to verify votes, etc, plus the polling anomolies, I seriously doubt that we'll ever know.

[barbtries]

21. that's what i think.

i think something nefarious went on, but the evidence is not what i want to see, which is an audit trail showing the moment the crimes were committed. having said that it is not a great leap for me to believe it happened.

[Merlot]

34. There is no one "moment the crimes were committed"

It's small players tinkering with the vote tallies here and there, there may be some software malfesance, removing voters from roles, machines that break and don't keep a paper record of votes, long lines that discourage voters, confusing rules for poll workers, removing polling places, etc. It's all one big mess so that no one person can be implicated. That's by design.

[barbtries]

40. right?

then, a paper trail of some sort. directions. something. emails haha

[TrollBuster9090]

7. Trump: "I don't know if I can trust you. I need a show of loyalty."

Trump: "So, eat these disgusting, raw frogs legs. If ya do that, maybe I'll make you Secretary of Commerce, or some other bullshit job. But then again, maybe I'll give that job to Mitch McConnell's wife. Yeah...hahaha!"

[Merlot]

8. This picture should win a pulitzer

[TrollBuster9090]

9. I dunno. It would get some pretty stiff competition from THIS photo...

[tibbiit]

26. I always call Cruz, Hannity, and Brian Williams...

The Eyebrows of Concern (tm).

tib

[Merlot]

35. It's a rogues gallery of republicans with sad faces!

[oldtime dfl_er]

11. Can someone photoshop this picture

I mean, the curtain behind Trump??? Is it not just screaming for Putin's face to be peeking out?? THE LITERAL MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

[TrollBuster9090]

12. Haha! Maybe somebody should. But seriously, Trump should be careful about buddying up

to Putin. Putin is even more of a double-crossing bastard than Trump. Remember, Putin is the one who had his people feed poisoned borscht to Viktor Yushchenko.

[tom_kelly]

10. He is so full of excrement

Making it up as he was talking. I'm going to bed tonight with a wee smile on my face after listening to what little I could stomach.

[MADem]

13. I'll tell you why--HE KNEW THE WAPO STORY WAS BREAKING.

He was trying to get away from the stink so none would get on him.

Trump is a traitor. He's hiring a cabinet that is buddies with Putin, and it has been demonstrated by US intelligence services that they've been interfering in the election not to just fuck with us, but to ensure a Trump win.

Every single Putin pal he tries to hire is an ENEMY OF THE STATE. Trump is an enemy of the state--no wonder he doesn't want to take any briefings; he doesn't want to hear the bad news.

As David Corn says, this shit's "bigger than Watergate."

It's Bigly YUUUUUUGE, ya knowwhatImean? LOL!

Giuliani wants to salvage his reputation. He is getting while the gettin's good...!!!!!


I would NOT be at all surprised if one of his FBI pals tipped him that WAPO was breaking the story late at night--so he hustled to get on the record ahead of the story so he could JUMP CLEAR of the mess.

[George II]

25. I must have missed it, or am misremembering - what Washington Post story are you referring to?

[MADem]

29. The one that broke last night, re: Russia hacking/CIA brief/GOP KNEW

and refused to issue bipartisan statement about it.

This is going to impact the GOP badly. Giuliani is getting out of the way because it has potential to stain Trump insiders as traitors for many years to come.

[George II]

30. Wow, I did miss that. Thanks! Hopefully Obama's ordered investigation reports this too.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

14. Just a few minutes in and you can tell he got fired....

....and he's crying about it.

[W T F]

15. Rudy must feel like a really cheap whore, who got stiffed by her John.

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[Hassin Bin Sober]

16. When asked for comment he said:

https://m.

[George II]

24. Those teeth look more real than his.

[no_hypocrisy]

17. CNN reported that Giuliani was told by Trump that he wasn't being considered for SOS

and Giuliani "resigned" to save face.

[Skittles]

18. yes, he was removed alright

NOW INVESTIGATE HIS TIES TO THE FBI

[Granny M]

19. He said the whole process was becoming very confusing and difficult for the President-elect.

The President-elect is confused and having difficulty NOW, before he even takes the oath of office. He is so far out of his depth.

We are so fucked.

[onethatcares]

22. sounds like a "Goodfellas" episode

and rudy doesn't want to cross the head guy even on his way out.

[TrollBuster9090]

38. Good analogy. Rudi knew he was going to be the 'Spider' of the Trump Administration.

Trump is Tommy, and Flynn is Jimmy Conway. Every time they have a cabinet meeting it's gonna look like this. I can't blame him for changing his mind about wanting to be in Trump's cabinet.

[randr]

23. I think Rudy artfully distanced himself from the upcoming shit storm

He may have inside info on how Putin has planted a mole in our system and wants to be on the winning side after the smoke clears.

[MADem]

31. I think this too--he was disappointed but he turned trash into treasure.

His tearfulness is as much about losing downstream opportunities as it is losing the SECSTATE shot. He wanted to act like a loyal, disappointed lackey, but inside he must be conflicted, and clicking his heels together because he avoided a coming shitstorm.

Rudy doesn't want to be cozied up with Russia.

Rudy also has lotsa friends inside FBI who might have tipped him off that it's hitting the fan.

[Merlot]

36. Rudy doesn't do anything "artfully"

He would have jumped at the chance to be in the cabinet, IMO. His months of groveling and pandering before the election as a trump surrogate lead me to no other conclusion than he was "fired."

[MFM008]

27. Almost.......

He's another one who can drop dead.

[Guilded Lilly]

28. Not hold you in consideration?? The only thing you and your

ilk are held in IS contempt. Saving face attempt failed, pal.

Your Karma was swifter than the Karma that one day will be brought down on The Cretin who used you like a cheap cleaning rag.

[LongTomH]

32. You keep comparing these people to vampires.....and you're going to get complaints from vampires!

[3catwoman3]

33. How about if we compare them...

...to tapeworms?

[Buckeye_Democrat]

37. Get your fu**ing shinebox, Rudy. n/t

[TrollBuster9090]

39. Hah! I just mentioned to somebody else that Giuliani would probably be 'Spider.'

And all the Trump cabinet meetings would look like this. (Trump is Tommy, of course.)