Where is Sarah?????? It's Republican Convention Time. Where did she go????

[zebonaut]

They must have forgotten to invite her

No problem; Trump can send one of his Gold Plated Jets to pick her up if she's having difficulty catching a flight

[calimary]

1. Said she wasn't going.

I bet it's because she couldn't find anybody with a private jet willing to fly her there for free.

[lapfog_1]

2. Trump said it was too far for her to travel

literally. That was the excuse. Said it with a "straight face".

These people think we are all so f'ing stupid.

The speech wasn't plagiarized... the Clinton campaign was the first to make the accusation...

and, just now, Katrina Peirson said, when the tape played of the interview with the person who first tweeted about the similarity, "well, all of the media works for the Clinton campaign".

They lie all the time... and the lies are getting bigger and bigger... and they expect that you are just too stupid or too polite to call them on it.

[zebonaut]

6. No problem I'm sure Billionaire trump can send one of his private jets!

Fully stocked with a bar and all the amenities, why Sarah would have a grand time and the trip would be completely free!

[lapfog_1]

7. Riding horseback...

it's a long trip... have to pack extra moose meat.

[Cirque du So-What]

8. Mr. Fulton's newfangled steam ship would take awhile

Down the west coast, thru the Panama canal, across the gulf, up the mighty missisip, right turn at the oh-hie-oh, left turn at the monkey-dum, another left at the tuscahoozis trumpasaurus Tuscarawas, drawn by mules thru the Ohio & Erie canal to the cuyahoga, and down to Cleveland. Yep, it's too far, by cracky!

[SummerSnow]

3. Trump said she was invited but she couldn't attend cause she lives too far from Ohio.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trump-explains-palins-absence-from-gop-convention-speakers/article/2596490

[zebonaut]

10. How about a LIVE feed for Sarah from Alaska; then she wouldn't have to travel an entire day

[Person 2713]

4. Obama made her son punch a woman in the face . She is needed at home and out of the news

For reals Obama did this if you are missing Palin at the convention blame him
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/track-palin-enters-plea-agreement-domestic-violence-charges-article-1.2714172

[mountain grammy]

5. She's there. She's Mike Pence.

[enough]

9. Trump doesn't like her because her narcissism is as relentless as his.

She's no use to him.

[zentrum]

11. Palin's never going to..

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…play second fiddle to a good looking woman like Melania. Palin needs all that kind of attention and press coverage to go to her—not the other beauty contestant rival.

Both were in beauty contests—right? And both won some sort of title.

[zebonaut]

12. They should've nominated Melania Trump for the Presidency; she'll take anything thats lavish

[Bernardo de La Paz]

13. Palin's son was just returned to Jail. Not good 'optics' in RNC opinion. . . . nt