D-List Celebrities and Brain Dead Politicos Kick Off RNC Convention

[GoLeft TV]

If you’re hoping to catch a glimpse of a major celebrity or a motivating political figure then don’t look to the RNC.  This year’s convention is packed with celebrities you’ve never heard of and politicians with an IQ of room temperature.

[Faux pas]

1. Couldn't

happen to a nicer group of sheeple!

[Warpy]

2. While we see them as relative nobodies, they're superstars to the far right

meaning Michael Flynn and Joni Ernst tonight. The party faithful will lap it right up as they saber rattle their way to wanting to set up WWIII. Melania will pout and preen her way to suckering in all the old men who usually watch Pox to see all those bottle blondes pout and preen.

What you have to understand is that Republicans love these people. Love. They won't be bored and will obediently clap and cheer and so will the faithful at home.

For us, it will be either a yawn or an exercise in outrage. My guess is the later as red meat to arch conservatives and warmongers of every variety will be on the menu.

The people out in TV land won't care that Trump is using his family because he can't get any of the party's inner circle. That's why so many of them voted for him in the primary.

[muntrv]

3. Did they play the "Charles In Charge" theme when Scott Baio took the stage?

[Mendocino]

4. Couldn't they get Clint Eastwood again,

the noted furniture whisperer.