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Here are America's sad gun violence stats: (Original Post) zebonaut Feb 2016 OP
That was very informative. Wilms Feb 2016 #1
My theory rjsquirrel Feb 2016 #2
every gun humper should watch this Skittles Feb 2016 #3
 

rjsquirrel

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2. My theory
Mon Feb 22, 2016, 11:31 PM
Feb 2016

GunFail episodes are directly correlated to the onset of impotence among white middle aged males who dominate the gun nutter open carry cult. Alas with the high cost of pharmaceuticals and the lack of women interested in their limp-dicked fading manhood, and unable to afford the insurance on a corvette, many turn to hoarding guns and ammunition and practice a closeted ammosexuality involving self-pleasuring by stroking their big iron pieces lovingly in Walmart.

They need guns strapped to their sides because they are cowardly tubs of fear and loathing. They'll never admit it but they get off on making other people afraid of them, which would not be the case if they went armed since most of them can't see the tops of their own shoes.

There are women in the cult too. They are just afraid of their own shadows.

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