Pic Of The Moment: Christie 2016: Telling It Like It Is

[EarlG]

Chris Christie Expected to Formally End Presidential Bid as Early as Today

Follow @demunderground

[ZM90]

1. Good. One less asshole :). n/t

[kairos12]

2. Oh the humanity!!!

[wordpix]

3. Krispie will be back for another 15 mins. when he's indicted

Bridgegate and withholding federal $ from Hurricane Sandy victims in NJ ought to do it. He must have some good attorneys since it's taking so long.

[NoMoreRepugs]

4. so who does he throw his considerable weight behind??

[In_The_Wind]

5. Thank you for admitting defeat, Chris Christie.

[Feeling the Bern]

6. Goodbye, Governor Goomba. Maybe NJ will grow a brain and vote this turd out

[gademocrat7]

7. Good news

One less bully.

[hibbing]

8. The bully bails n/t

[NurseJackie]

9. Does this mean that indictments are near?

[wordpix]

15. I am hoping!

[HassleCat]

10. The speech

I always wanted to be a speech writer. Here you go, Chris.

"Thanks, everybody, particularly my staff at the governor's office, who helped me use federal disaster money to punish my enemies and reward my friends. I guess America is not yet ready for the bold new ideas of a significantly overweight man. OK, let's use the word 'fat.' I'm not one to beat around the bush. In passing on my candidacy, America is losing a big opportunity, the chance to elect a president who is not just a jerk, but a focused jerk, a man who backs up his gratuitous insults with action, with bribery, by snarling traffic. So long, suckers. And God bless America!"

[wordpix]

16. "a man who backs up his gratuitous insults with action, with bribery, by snarling traffic"

[lovemydog]

17. lol!

"So long, suckers. And God bless America!"

[klook]

18. Bwa-ha-haaa! Borowitz-ish...nicely done. (n/t)

[randr]

11. The hit job he did on Rubio

will probably land him the AG if Trump wins

[Fritz Walter]

21. Or Secretary for the Inferior

While I appreciate the Doh! Boy showing the world that the boy-who-would-be-emperor has no clothes (figuratively speaking (assuming Ruby Ho's campaign staff won't leak a few photos of Boy Blunder that place greater emphasis on brawn over brains)), the idea of "re-branding" national parks and preserves would appeal to the Rump, and who better to oversee this than the Jersey Whore?

No, thank you!

[turbinetree]

12. Hey Chris......................................

now that you have decided to go back to your full time job of deceit, and being a New Jersey bully on Unions and teachers again , and still getting reports that all of Hurricane Sandy money is still tied up for who knows why, just think this coming April the trials of your hired hands start on Bridgegate.

Well just think, if just one word of you is mentioned in any of there trials -------------------you have to be called in to speak, so with that in mind think of Harmonic Vibrations (thats what it is called in engineering terms), because I have a feeling that this is going to be your worst nightmare

Honk-----------------for a political revolution Bernie 2016

It is about getting a Progressive President, U.S. Supreme Court, Congress, and State and Local Legislatures

Democracy begins with you------------------tag your it----------------Bernie Sanders / Thom Hartmann

Democracy is not a spectator sport----------------get involved -------------Thom Hartman

[d_legendary1]

13. One less bag of hot air on my TV screen

Good riddance!

[Sky Masterson]

14. See ya, Crispy Cream.

..

[yuiyoshida]

19. Well one thing you could say...despite being a bully

He was one of the more saner Republicans on those podiums. The rest, omg...totally weirdos!

[Donkees]

20. WSJ Headline: "Chris Christie Says He’ll Weigh Future of His Campaign" eom

[Fritz Walter]

22. Word around the campfire is that Carly called it quits too

At the risk of stealing the next great cover-post:

[NBachers]

23. But this means my dream team of Christie / Fiorina will never come to pass!

[Fritz Walter]

25. So,... He would on/at top of the ticket?

As abhorrent as any image of those two together is, please do not try to visualize them in any other context. It could lead to a serious -- if not fatal -- brain hemorrhage that could lead to Republicanism or other forms of dementia.

[NBachers]

31. They'd both deserve each other, in *whatever* context you're not alluding to.

[Wolf Frankula]

24. Yup, Snarly Carly is Out

How many are left in the clown car?

Wolf

[Fritz Walter]

26. What time is it?

They're dropping like flies now.
>ChristieKreme
>Carly the Narly
>Mike Huckster
Not to mention all the wannabes that weren't even invited to the children's table debates, such as Mark (the Red Cross' sexually-predatory CEO) Everson.
Among others.

Stay tooned. Film at eleven...

[libodem]

27. .

[zentrum]

28. Go already. nt

[SummerSnow]

29. Oh I guess this means he won't be kicking Obama out the WhiteHouse as he said.

[Warren DeMontague]

30. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy

[MyOwnPeace]

32. Also.....

Carly Fiorina has "aborted" her campaign without allowing it to go "full term."

Is that legal?

Has she seen video evidence that this is actually taking place?

The public deserves to know!!

[MADem]

33. The irony is, EarlG, that were he allowed to say what he REALLY thinks, that is likely precisely

what he would say!!!