Pic Of The Moment: The Vanilla ISIS Crisis: This Week's Headlines

[EarlG]

Militia takes over Malheur National Wildlife Refuge headquarters

Oregon militia threatens showdown with US agents at wildlife refuge

Oregon Militants Vow To 'Kill And Be Killed If Necessary'

Oregon Militiamen Asking for Snacks, Socks, Money

Oregon Militia Gunman Hides Under Tarp on MSNBC

Official Member Of Trump Campaign Joins Oregon Militia

Morale at Oregon Standoff Collapses After Militia Member Goes AWOL, Drinks Away Donation Money

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[Spitfire of ATJ]

1. Keep in mind they claim they were going to be there "for years".

[L. Coyote]

9. Translation: "... until the election." Meanwhile, Harney County, 100% home-schooled children?

Something tells even Harney County won't be that patient.

Anyone who thinks a Registered Republican pulling a publicity stunt on global media isn't one of the tails wagging the 2016 dog hasn't been in politics long enough to know what a ratfuck feels like.

[NoMoreRepugs]

2. I sure feel safe knowing that there are militiamen out there

ready to protect the rest of us 'Mericans from whatever horde chooses to invade
- as long as the snacks hold out

[Xipe Totec]

3. Whiskey River Take my Mind

[nolabear]

17. !!

[L. Coyote]

4. Saturday! Trump's staffer teachs terrorists to file Chap. 11, to protect remaining #snacks

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The #BundyBunch was spotted this morning, foraging for snacks.

[SeattleVet]

5. This week, the SNL writers might not have much to do.

These guys are doing the writing for them. All NBC has to do is have a 90-minute live-feed from the cowliphate, and watch the comedy roll in.

[underpants]

8. cowliphate

[Fritz Walter]

13. I was thinking more along the lines of a Showtime mini-series

This story keeps changing and evolving by the hour.
Hell, I'll even help with the casting:

Randy Quaid as Ammo N. Bundy
John Goodman as Fluffy Eunuch-Corn
...

[LynneSin]

19. Showtime? I'm thinking this is more like a TLC series

just saying!

[nolabear]

18. Bwah! Cowliphate!

[geardaddy]

6. Hahaha! Vanilla ISIS!

Awesome!

[underpants]

7. Ain't no party like grifter drankin' party!!!

[Dawgs]

10. Sorry. Y'All Qaeda is much better. n/t

[Jim Lane]

12. I prefer Vanilla ISIS. Maybe we need a poll.

There were a couple others floating around that I can't remember right now, though I think one was a pun on "Taliban".

[pansypoo53219]

20. since both are media attention whores, vanilla isis is better. now behead something jerky boys.

[Initech]

14. I've got my own nickname - "The Hillbilly Beatles".

[Fritz Walter]

22. Trailer Daesh is my favorite

I've been trying to morph "tea bag" into "Daesh bag" but this'll do.

[livingonearth]

33. I like to call them "Yeehawdists".

[dixiegrrrrl]

34. lol..I had not heard that one.......cute....

[Bluenorthwest]

25. I've been going with High Plains Grifters.

nt

[Initech]

11. Vanilla ISIS!!! This gets better and better!!

[Roland99]

15. That last guy...Relative of Jim Robinson? Or just a regular Freeper?

[juxtaposed]

16. What ever happened to Fluffy Unicorn?

[DhhD]

21. The Bundy's are there for the same reason that they are in Nevada; mining or prospecting.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2012/01/malheur_county_targeted_for_go.html


There are diamonds, gold and apparently uranium that is worth a lot more than gold, around extinct small volcanoes or vents. There are craters and butts all over the area.

[love_katz]

29. Great typo! ^^^^

"...and butts all over the area." Perfect description of these jackoffs. Zing!

[Kaleva]

23. Middle class white guys with guns need to leave terrorism to the professionals.

[pediatricmedic]

24. Failures at being terrorists, they haven't harmed anyone or anything

The real ISIS murdered hundreds of people in the last 24 hours, no comparison.

I honestly don't have a problem with them being just a lot of noise. The weather is pretty cold and it will eventually drive them away.

[SHRED]

26. Handshake not handcuffs?

[livingonearth]

31. You get good treatment

when you're a "Yeehawdist".

[dixiegrrrrl]

35. Bingo!!!!!! n/t

[Bad Dog]

27. Registered Republican pulling a publicity stunt on global media

Not so global, this is not newsworthy enough to be broadcast. The BBC has a small item hidden away on its America and Canada webpage but that's about it. And even then I had to hunt it out.

If it was not for DU I would be completely unaware of this.

[DhhD]

28. Republicans are wanting to engage in mining and minerals also.

Scraping up and flattening the surface could render enough soil for an assay. Then a federal solar field could be placed at the site if there is nothing under it (like copper or uranium).

This is another third way issue. There has been no shooting.

[PatrickforO]

30. While this particular batch of pathetic idiots deserves the ridicule we mete out to

the immature and ignorant, we still need to take this seriously. Kpete has another one that we can look at that clearly shows the difference between right wing 'protests' and true populist (left wing) protests. Consider the blood, pepper spray and physical force used in the occupy movement as well as in Ferguson, and then look at the bottom right corner of the picture.

Basically, like the Wiemar Republic, the United States seems to either wink or turn a blind eye to the right wingers when they act militantly, but be on the left wing advocating something that will actually make peoples' lives better...and it's bloody truncheon city.

Think about that for a minute and allow the anger to flow through you. Now channel that anger into making sure you're registered to vote in the primary or caucus in your state, and then SHOW UP. Its the only way we can get rid of the bullshit and take back what is ours - which is OUR government that is supposed to be OF, BY and FOR us, the people.

[livingonearth]

32. I couldn't agree more with your post. Well said.