US: Giant spider web sets Memphis residents on edge

[yuiyoshida]

[enlightenment]

1. Fire.

Flamethrowers should be issued to all residents.

[villager]

2. It is high time we learned the lessons of not being the apex species. nt

[Botany]

3. Why do you want to get ride of "them?"

They do good work, they are part of the ecosystem, and it is supposed to rain from friday to next tuesday
and that will take care of the web.

[tecelote]

7. Lose the spiders and get mosquitoes and black flies.

[FailureToCommunicate]

4. Meh. I've seen bigger ones...

[ret5hd]

5. If I were their neighbor I'd dress my dog like this:

[TrollBuster9090]

6. It's happened before.

You just need to spray them with neutrons or something. Problem solved.