Redneck Bombs Walmart Because They Stopped Selling Confederate Flags

[GoLeft TV]

Southern Republicans are still upset over the fact that retailers are pulling Confederate Flags off their shelves, and one redneck in Mississippi decided that he’d had enough and proceeded to bomb a Walmart store. No one was hurt, but this kind of right wing extremist violence is becoming all too common in the United States today – Ironic considering that Republicans are the first ones to denounce Islam as the religion of violence.

Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins discusses this.

[Chakab]

1. Is that a bad pic or does that guy have jaundice?

[bobalew]

2. No, he is suffering from an extreme case of Ignoramus Deliberatus in Extremo...

[forest444]

5. Commonly known as the Mississippi Madness.

Despite its history of having ruined entire nations, little is known about this affliction.

Scientists, however, have reason to believe it might be hereditary (know what I mean?).

[Warpy]

3. Booze and drugs are writ large upon his face

I don't see jaundice, though.

[Chakab]

6. Color settings on my monitor were off. Initially, it looked like his eyes and forehead were yellow.

[jmowreader]

4. Looks like a pretty standard mug shot to me

[rocktivity]

7. What part of "taking your business elsewhere"

does he not understand?


rocktivity