Stephen Colbert: Hillary Is Planning To Be More Spontaneous

[Senator Tankerbell]

[KoKo]

1. Unlike Trump, Bernie's hair is where the "Draperies Match the Carpet."

Colbert at his best:

[demwing]

6. If Trump's carpet matched the drapes

would that give him a come over and a comb under?

[Ed Suspicious]

24. Bad image! BAD!

[demwing]

25. Trumpsticles?

harry trumpsticles

[raindaddy]

2. Maybe Hillary Clinton is just being Hillary Clinton and "spontaneous" isn't who she is...

It also doesn't help when her opponent is passionate about a political revolution and Hillary's telling us, she'll let us know she feels about major issues when she's in the White House...

[Betty Karlson]

14. She won primaries in 2008 by being spontaneous - then lost them again when she

went back to her advisors. The best Mrs. Clinton can now do: fire the advisors and go with her feeling.

[Chef Eric]

3. Funny. Thanks for posting, Senator. nt

[Indepatriot]

4. Nothing like some focus-grouped spontaneity to really connect

with the Middle Class she's been fighting so hard for all these years....

[tomm2thumbs]

5. time to crank the 'genuine' nozzle open - ROFL

You mean it wasn't already open?!!

[cantbeserious]

7. Spontaneity - By Definition - Is Unplanned

eom

[RufusTFirefly]

8. "Spontaneity has its time and place."

From The Sure Thing (1985)

[rock]

9. First time I've seen Colbert fall flat on his ass

Obviously very low humor. As Clinton obviously means the content of what she will have to say will be spontaneous, not the action itself. What is funny is so many people hear this and think that Hillary is making a contradiction! Hah!

[mhatrw]

12. not his best work

the target was too easy.

[PoliticAverse]

13. Good to hear from an everyday American. n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

30. People don't say that

"they know they have to be here everyday"

[Motown_Johnny]

18. The crowd was laughing, and applauding that poll that has Bernie ahead.

Just because it made your candidate look bad doesn't mean it wasn't funny.

[rock]

23. Thanks for nothing

Humor isn't defined by how my candidate is made to look. I laugh at lots of jokes about Hill. This just isn't funny. I think it reflexiveness on your part. Just because it made your candidate's opponent look bad doesn't mean it was funny.

[arcane1]

27. How does one plan in advance for spontaneous content?

[rock]

29. When a famous author is scheduled to speak extemporaneously

The content is not planned; the meeting is.

[zebonaut]

10. Rush Limbaugh is steaming Stephen has stolen the political spotlight

[roguevalley]

11. he slagged bush to his face so

She will get zip from him

[Betty Karlson]

15. Exactly - and Mr. Sanders will not be spared either once he makes a mistake

(which will inevitably happen now and then...)

[DrBulldog]

17. Actually, Bernie does make mistakes ....

... but then immediately publically admits them and makes the corrections on his own without having to consult with a focus group.

[Betty Karlson]

19. That is also true. I guess it makes him relatable and inspires voter confidence.

Meekness and humility are great qualities for a leader.

[DrBulldog]

16. Wow. Considering the hugeness of Colbert's audience this week ...

... Bernie probably will go up another 5% in the national poll after this monologue.

[NowSam]

20. Not really surprised that Colbert is one more bought and paid for shill

I don't support Hillary but this guy leads his first night with Bush? He then gives Bush multiple shout outs at the end of week one. Politician product placement. Then he minimizes the people's candidate, Bernie and lumps him together with the monster, Trump. He is part of the propaganda machine of pushing Biden too.

MSM - I'm looking through you.

[Fuddnik]

21. Spontaneous Improv is not your strong suit.

[NowSam]

31. Ha ha

Indeed it is not. Look the segment was funny. I won't argue with the host's skills. BUT the mistreatment of the Bern is so sneaky but obvious.

Thanks for interacting with me. Was starting to feel invisible.

[frylock]

22. Former future President

[arcane1]

26. Sanders got quite the applause there

And Colbert perfectly demonstrated how phony Clinton is. A win/win

[azmom]

28. Love it. Love Colbert, can't

Wait until Bernie is on.

[Ichingcarpenter]

32. David Axelrod said it first in this tweet on Hillary

David Axelrod ✔ @davidaxelrod

.Today's @nytimes story on HRC read more like The Onion: Her detailed plan to show more authenticity and spontaneity. #Justdoit!
2:46 PM - 8 Sep 2015 · Michigan, USA, United States



http://www.politico.com/story/2015/09/david-axelrod-hillary-clinton-2016-justdoit-213397

But I really think DU said it first