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FrodosPet

(5,169 posts) Thu Sep 10, 2015, 01:06 AM Sep 2015

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee says God is a woman

He quotes Forrest Gump: "God Showed Up". I'm thinking "Stupid is as stupid does" might be a bit more on the mark.

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Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee says God is a woman (Original Post) FrodosPet Sep 2015 OP

Does this clown even know what "tyranny" means? world wide wally Sep 2015 #1

Yes. WhoIsNumberNone Sep 2015 #3

Whats that saying? yuiyoshida Sep 2015 #2

Wrong Forrest Gump quote, Stupid. WhoIsNumberNone Sep 2015 #4

I am still trying to figure out exactly what he said. FrodosPet Sep 2015 #5

If God created this Nation, then he created the Constitution Geronimoe Sep 2015 #6

Go find a confessional booth, Mikey Plucketeer Sep 2015 #7

world wide wally

(21,749 posts)

1. Does this clown even know what "tyranny" means?

Reply to FrodosPet (Original post)

Thu Sep 10, 2015, 01:22 AM

Sep 2015

WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts)

3. Yes.

Reply to world wide wally (Reply #1)

Thu Sep 10, 2015, 02:17 AM

Sep 2015

Tyranny = RWNJs don't get their way

yuiyoshida

(41,833 posts)

2. Whats that saying?

Reply to FrodosPet (Original post)

Thu Sep 10, 2015, 01:38 AM

Sep 2015

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."

WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts)

4. Wrong Forrest Gump quote, Stupid.

Reply to FrodosPet (Original post)

Thu Sep 10, 2015, 02:21 AM

Sep 2015

Really Mikey? No other explanation? None? Smallpox had nothing to do with it?

FrodosPet

(5,169 posts)

5. I am still trying to figure out exactly what he said.

Reply to WhoIsNumberNone (Reply #4)

Thu Sep 10, 2015, 02:44 AM

Sep 2015

I am assuming it is something along the lines of either

1. The "Holy Trinity" is now "The Awesome Foursome"
2. God possess people, just like in "The Exorcist", but with less pea soup.
3. God is a shape shifter.

Geronimoe

(1,539 posts)

6. If God created this Nation, then he created the Constitution

Reply to FrodosPet (Original post)

Thu Sep 10, 2015, 02:59 AM

Sep 2015

Therefore Mike & Kim should obey the Constitution.

Plucketeer

(12,882 posts)

7. Go find a confessional booth, Mikey

Reply to FrodosPet (Original post)

Thu Sep 10, 2015, 10:30 AM

Sep 2015

Sit down and confess of your lies - your constant, verse-twisting lies.

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