Huckabee backer Jim Bakker: "America descending into cannibalism, buy my survival food!"

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

The disgraced televangelist, convicted felon, accused rapist and conservative activist offers another amazing deal from his ministry infomercial scam operation.

Televangelist Jim Bakker, who has already come up with some rather clever ways to promote his ministry’s prepper food, today offered viewers a new reason to purchase his food supplies: cannibalism.

While speaking with fellow End Times preacher Rick Wiles about the potential return of an Ice Age, Bakker urged viewers to stock up on food before it becomes scarce and America descends into violence.

“New York, Chicago, all of your big cities, will be Hell,” Bakker said. “The gangs will take what they want. They will kill to take what they want. Then then they will start eating bodies of the people they kill.”

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/jim-bakker-america-descending-cannibalism#sthash.aN5VbAwW.dpuf

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Grifters gotta grift.

Maybe the next time the Huckster drops by to pal around with Bakker, the two of them can offer a package deal and combine the doomsday food with Huck's miracle diabeetus cure.

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

1. Who are his food supplies made from?

I'm tired of the false advertising. Found out years ago Girl Scout cookies don't contain any girl scouts at all.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

2. Let's ask Chuck

[Jamastiene]

4. You owe me a new keyboard.

Well played. I love it!

[longship]

5. Yup! No Girl Scouts whatsoever.

However, I still love Thin Mints. Regardless of this revelation.

[JackInGreen]

6. You're getting them from

the wrong scouts.

[Jamastiene]

3. Lol! Well, at least he seems to be making up interesting

future scenarios. It is about time some of them started being a tiny tad bit imaginative instead of just the typical crap. He might actually be fun to watch for the lulz,

[JackInGreen]

7. Just more proof

that though Cormac McCarthy is an excellent writer, idiots like this have read 'The Road' one too many times.

[trusty elf]

8. "These are signs that the sun is cooling down."

[oldandhappy]

9. Such a lovely man!!!

Mercy. Hard to type when I am laughing. Anyway, I have a neighbor who tried to get me to do this. I asked her about water to reconstitute the dry food and fuel for cooking. She changed the subject. Now I am curious as to how it tastes. I am a fan of a local farmer's market. Will stick with them! We made it to 2015. I believe people will continue to eat.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

11. The folks with dehydrated food and no water

will be in the same boat as these folks from The Far Side:

[bucolic_frolic]

10. In the 1970s Survivalist Motherlode

Howard Ruff's Ruff Times and all that stuff

I was too young to analyze their financial designs and figure out we were being scammed

so I believed it all. Not that I stockpiled anything, but I did get newsletters and read their
books.

It can happen to anyone.

Free the younger generation from these hucksters.

[LongTomH]

12. Oh why, oh why, didn't they give him the full 120 year sentence?

If they had made it a provision of his parole that he doesn't go on TV again.

[jmowreader]

13. If these guys' fantasy becomes reality...

...I volunteer to take one for the team and eat Jim Bakker so no one else has to.

[Red Knight]

14. America loves snake oil salesmen

They keep coming back for more.