Why Does God Only Talk To Crazy Criminal Republicans?

[L. Coyote]

They just think She does.

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[Still In Wisconsin]

1. She's playing jokes on them!

"Watch this! I'm going to make Scott Walker run for President!"

[ChazInAz]

2. This is what I picture.

Jehovah, Osiris, Buddha, Yog Sothoth and The King In Yellow all hanging out in their god hangout. The conversation goes thusly:
Jehovah: Did you hear what that dipstick said? Which one of you clowns told him that?
Buddha: That was me. I wanted to see if he learned anything after that nasty business in his last incarnation.
Osiris: Did he?
Buddha: Nope. Still a jerk. Still too dumb to tell us apart! He'll believe any fool thing we tell him, and brag about having an inside line to god.
(Laughter. Fresh cans of soma opened.)
King In Yellow: Wait'll I give him some advice. Do you think the media might televise it when he dissolves into a puddle of protoplasmic goo?
Osiris: The tool will believe anything we tell him.
(Cackling, whooping laughter. High-fives all around. Osiris and Yog-Sothoth start writing up a party platform to be revealed to candidate.)