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Chuck Norris tries to save Benjamin Netanyahu with last-minute campaign video (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 2015 OP
One word comes to mind after watching this - desparate. EEO Mar 2015 #1
This isn't the first time... He campaigned for Bibi in 2013 too... cascadiance Mar 2015 #16
Chuck Norris is a right wing moron Jack Rabbit Mar 2015 #2
fu norris - you hack samsingh Mar 2015 #3
Well acted Chuck! Helen Borg Mar 2015 #4
Loved the translation at the bottom of the screen! maddiemom Mar 2015 #11
for for Ben because PatrynXX Mar 2015 #5
look just as bad as the bad guys. AlbertCat Mar 2015 #17
Sorry Walker!!! dicksmc3 Mar 2015 #6
Best Lewis Black joke about Chuck Norris... TrollBuster9090 Mar 2015 #8
Oh well, if he's "done three movies in Israel" he must be an EXPERT in Israeli foreign policy. TrollBuster9090 Mar 2015 #7
Message auto-removed Name removed Mar 2015 #9
It won't be enough Enrique Mar 2015 #10
Is there something wrong with Norris' speech? Jim__ Mar 2015 #12
This guy lives, but Leonard Nimoy is dead ... blkmusclmachine Mar 2015 #13
He should have used a chair. DeSwiss Mar 2015 #14
I want that photo for my Facebook page. Hulk Mar 2015 #15
I want that photo for my Facebook page. AlbertCat Mar 2015 #18
 

cascadiance

(19,537 posts)
16. This isn't the first time... He campaigned for Bibi in 2013 too...
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 09:35 PM
Mar 2015

Here's the campaign video he did then...

maddiemom

(5,106 posts)
11. Loved the translation at the bottom of the screen!
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 07:16 PM
Mar 2015

Couldn't Chuck have followed a phonetic script in Hebrew? On second thought, I think English is pretty much the next most spoken language (?)

PatrynXX

(5,668 posts)
5. for for Ben because
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 05:06 PM
Mar 2015

you know we want Israel to look just as bad as the bad guys. That makes everyone safer thunk

heckuva week. First Jon Voight now Chuck. hmmm Steven Seagal or Dave Mustang next (Megadeth)

 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
17. look just as bad as the bad guys.
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 10:32 PM
Mar 2015

The has-been bad guys?

I mean Chucky hasn't been too bad for 30 years now. He has to shave his chest hair because it doesn't match his dyed hair.


And he was always 2nd rate.

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)
8. Best Lewis Black joke about Chuck Norris...
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 05:14 PM
Mar 2015
"At age 75, the only thing that's deadly about your roundhouse kick now is the fart that comes out of your ass when you lift your leg."

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)
7. Oh well, if he's "done three movies in Israel" he must be an EXPERT in Israeli foreign policy.
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 05:11 PM
Mar 2015

Better be careful though. The Israeli's might just think "Screw Bibi! Let's elect this decrepit, senile old movie star as our Prime Minister. After all, Bibi can't do KUNG FU, so how can he handle the PLO?"

Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

 

Hulk

(6,699 posts)
15. I want that photo for my Facebook page.
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 08:36 PM
Mar 2015

Too many crazy old coots in that party of teabaggers.

 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
18. I want that photo for my Facebook page.
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 10:35 PM
Mar 2015

Think of the things you could photoshop onto the chair

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