Michele Bachmann's wacky Moses rant

[EEO]

BACHMANN FAREWELL ADDRESS

It starts pretty bad, and it just gets worse...

One lie followed by lie after lie. The House of Representatives is the strongest form of government, Michele? The House is the lower house in a bicameral legislature in a government with three branches. Unfortunately, the crazy only builds like the momentum a boulder gains when it is rolling down a hill.

She should have been forced out of the chamber kicking and screaming in a straitjacket. That would have been a fitting farewell for her

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, batshit.

[Suich]

1. I could only watch 32 seconds.

Dumber than a box of rocks.

[juxtaposed]

2. i for one will miss her

[WhoIsNumberNone]

3. Her voice fills me with rage....

Such idiotic things being said in that shrill, abrasive voice, and that nails-on-a-blackboard accent...

So, Michele- Had God commanded you to become a lobbyist yet?

[Jack Rabbit]

4. No, God hasn't commanded her to become a lobbyist

However, we can look forward to a federal judge commanding her to become an inmate.

[El Shaman]

5. Wow!!

This is the work of migraines on a person?

[tomm2thumbs]

6. Moses supposes his toes are roses...

[MrModerate]

10. Grace, artistry, humor, and superhuman ability. . .

All things of which Bachmann has none.

[CTyankee]

16. "but Moses supposes erroneously."

great dance number!

[Kali]

7. what a fucking loon

[Hulk]

8. What a complete wacko-bird

One bat-shit crazy teabaggerette leaves the House. Thank God for small favors.

[shenmue]

9. She does realize there's no official religion in this country?

She did get the memo?

[Spitfire of ATJ]

11. Holy Moses! Look! A Boner!

(....someone had to do it....)

[world wide wally]

12. Is she stupid or crazy?

[Thor_MN]

20. I believe the answer you seek is "Yes".

[yuiyoshida]

13. The worst of it is, there are Republicans right behind her

waiting to step into those chambers, just as ignorant if not more, than she is. They are out there, ready to bring to our country, more of their religious views, and less science than ever before. Those who know nothing of history, and sat through high school classes with their minds a billion miles away, learning absolutely nothing. They will be the leaders of our nation, and we will see stuff we never thought we would see. The founding fathers have already turned over in their graves.

[newfie11]

14. She is a nutcase

I've never understood how anyone with an active brain cell could vote for her.

[bvf]

15. Ew.

That's pretty much always my reaction to anything she says, but this was really a "look at that huge pile of dogshit on the sidewalk" kind of "ew."

[Enrique]

17. fuck Hammurabi

Moses was the greatest lawgiver of all time!

[Roy Rolling]

18. And then...

She pulled out a photograph of Moses and proposed a law that his picture be posted outside of every state capital next to a sculpture of the Ten Commandments.

And the circle of craziness is complete.

[Thor_MN]

19. Delusional. Has she written any piece of legislation that made it out of committee?

Her replacement is as stupid as she is, but doesn't have the same urgent need to be seen.

[maddiemom]

21. Is she wearing JEANS?

[turbinetree]

22. Rasputin Eyes

Does she not have the eyes of Rasputin?
Good bye and good riddance, now she will be sitting on Fix Noise, with the other dingbats.

[whereisjustice]

23. wow - she's quite the authority freak isn't she? She should pray her hate away.

[demwing]

24. So Long Bachmann! You were a wealth of comedic inspiration!