Pic Of The Moment: Boehner Tweets GOP's Five-Point Jobs Plan, Accidentally Leaves It Blank

[EarlG]

Boehner's Blank GOP Jobs Plan Tweet Leads To Epic Trolling

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[SpankMe]

1. Freudian slip. n/t

[Scuba]

2. 1. Buy cigarettes

2. Hit the tanning salon

3. Whiskey, lots of whiskey

4. Rimjob Sheldon, David and Charles

5. Repeal Obamacare

[yardwork]

3. This is priceless.

[ffr]

4. I'm going to get rich

off making GOP bumper stickers like this.

[calimary]

5. Well there you have it! Proof positive of the GOP's ideas!

We have it all right there in black-&-white! Big fat blanks. That's all they've got. Empties. Whole buncha empties. They've got blank spaces. Nothing but blanks. Big open airy gaps, that all the other problems can just whiz through with no trouble at all! Gee, what happens if we let them build their walls that they seem to think will fix it all at the border. Probably their idea of building a wall is actually something that looks like the Holland Tunnel.

That's actually also a look inside the average GOP "brain." It, too, is full of big gaping holes full of nothing. Maybe what they have is the political form of mad-cow disease?

Whole lotta nothing. That's what they've got. And that's what they offer. HEY, AMERICA, anybody out there in red-state-land paying ANY attention at all? (Never mind, I know the answer to that one. It's that black Kenyan socialist communist fascist muslimist, un-Americanist, ist-ist in OUR WHITE House.)

[Initech]

6. Ooh! Ooh! Can I fill it in?

Step 1: Purchase futures shares in the company that manufactures bronzer.

Step 2: Make inane Twitter posts.

Step 3: Something about jobs.

Step 4: ?

Step 5: Profit!

[dickthegrouch]

7. Just like all their other plans

[packman]

8. Fuckin' unbelievable

God, what leadership

[jjewell]

9. Thanks Obama!

[EileenFB]

10. Boehner's thinking on what will create jobs

1. Shut down government
2. Set up 12 Benghazi panels
3. Set up panel to impeach Hillary if she becomes president (got to look ahead ya know)
4. Re-impeach Bill (gotta bring it back around)
5. Impeach Obama and then sue him (this is a twofer)

[turbinetree]

11. Grand Baragin Plans

1. Yep, do nothing and get 223,000 a year in tax payer money

2. Continue doing nothing and get 223,000 a year in tax payer money

3. Hand out tobacco lobbistist check on the floor of the House of Congress making 156,000 a year (1996) in tax payer money

4. Get the speakers gavel and whine making 223,000 a year in tax payer money


5. And continue doing nothing with a jobs plan, no unemployment benefits, cut social security, medicare, Medicaid and make 223,000 a year by screwing the public and being on vacation the 77 days out of the last 90 days including this election cycle

[muntrv]

12. Campaign ad right here, DNC!!!

[Historic NY]

13. It fun to see how many tweets one can make...

and post them. It has to be blowing up his twitter.

[alp227]

14. Unintentionally funny tweet, but following the link...

http://www.speaker.gov/5points

All we need is the right plan, and our people can do the rest. So I have laid out what, in my view, are the five key things we must do as a nation:

· Reform our tax code.

· Solve our spending problem.

· Reform our legal system.

· Reform our regulatory system.

· Improve our education system.

Of course, with the buzzword of regulations we all know this is about right wingers willing to move the goalposts to allow increased employment at ANY cost even sacrificing safety and workers' rights.

[El Shaman]

15. They still sell

That 'Sly Fox' wine from Virginia in DC.

[Pantagruelsmember]

16. on GOP competence

So I open up the official 2012 GOP platform
am immediately impressed by the picture of the lead author, the now "convicted felon", Gov. Bob McDonnell.
That just explains so much!

[deutsey]

17. The truth always manages to surface

however hilariously.

[Ampersand Unicode]

18. John-Boy, I award you 0 points, and may the dogs have mercy on your soul.

Google search

site:house.gov "jobs plan"

[progressoid]

19. the party of no.

No plan.
No ideas.
No progress.

[rocktivity]

20. My contribution

① Vote
② All
③ Republicans
④ Onto
⑤ Unemployment


rocktivity

[47of74]

21. I like, I like!

[NYC_SKP]

22. SSDD: No surprises in this list.

.
No surprises. The same shit that's failed us before.

· Reform our tax code.

· Solve our spending problem.

· Reform our legal system.

· Reform our regulatory system.

· Improve our education system.

- See more at: http://www.speaker.gov/5points#sthash.M58yEryf.dpuf

Lower taxes for the rich, shrink government, let people off the hook, leave businesses alone, privatize education.

[blkmusclmachine]

23. The Republican Party has no plans except to lay waste to America for the benefit of Too Big To Fail

[JoePhilly]

24. Not an accident.

[merrily]

25. His eyes were too full of tears to notice the blanks.

[whereisjustice]

26. nice try, corporate Democrats thought of it first. eom

[Cha]

27. Boner's a lying Idiot who inadvertently told the truth.. brawawawaaaaaa

Mahalo, EarlG

[Hippo_Tron]

28. Step 1: Collect underpants

Step 2:

Step 3: Profit

[Liberalynn]

29. He must have been high from the aerosol

in all those orange spray paint cans he "tans" himself with.

[elaristotle]

30. Jobs Plan is to make Steve Forbes and the 1% richer

His Jobs Plan is to revive the madness that put Steve Forbes on top of the GOP Primary for a brief moment in 1996. Those few 1% Republicans that believe in a Forbeleski/Ayn Rand paradise, that occaisonally seize control of the GOP until saner heads prevail.

[eShirl]

31. 5) profit!!!

[czarjak]

32. Like I've been saying....

Thanks for the unsolicited conformation, again. Johnny. Ya got nutin.

[LeftinOH]

33. What's wrong with it? Looks OK to me. n/t

[elzenmahn]

34. Seriously, this may not be completely accidental...

...what else can we expect from a party run by people who don't believe in government?

People might laugh their asses off at a seeming "gaffe" like this, but his benefactors and campaign contributors probably love him for it. He's singing their tune.