Pic Of The Moment: Sarah Palin's Web TV Channel Is Off To A Smashing Start

[EarlG]

Apparently, Sarah Palin dropped acid and then decided to respond to Elizabeth Warren

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[TreasonousBastard]

1. WTF was that?

A hundred bucks a year for this bullshit?

I give up.

[Fantastic Anarchist]

13. I need to get in on this gig ...

... but that would require me selling my soul and becoming a sociopath.

[Turbineguy]

60. Can you see both her hands?

Maybe she's got her fingers crossed behind her back.

[Rockyj]

73. LMAO!

[Kali]

2. ah, Welcome back!

Hope you are feeling all better! I hate being sick in the summer.


gawd, she is such a perfect frontperson for the teabaggers.

[underpants]

3. Purgatory pays wages?

who knew?

She can probably see Purgatory from her house

[rock]

4. Words to carve in stone!

And all school kids should be forced to memorize them.

[Botany]

7. genuine frontier gibberish

Doesn't she have a producer or an editor for her Palin channel?

She was hammered!

[George II]

12. Sadly she talks that way when she's sober and not on any substances.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

47. so you say.

For myself, I want proof.

And a sobriety test.

[Thor_MN]

15. How desperate for a job must one be to be her producer or editor?

If you are going to put a microphone in someone's hands remember to never ask an idiot to ad lib...

[Contrary1]

25. Nah, Gabby actually makes some sense...

"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter."

Now, who can argue with that?

Palin, on the other hand...??????

[BlancheSplanchnik]

32. a Cracker Croaker.

She sure is!

[Warpy]

56. No, what you're hearing is word salad and the flight of ideas

and that isn't due to dipsomania, it's due to hypomania. Not only is the poor woman mentally ill, she is utterly lacking in the insight that would allow her to try to self medicate with alcohol and part of a crackpot religion that forbids it, anyway.

This is typical of a hypomanic episode. Likely she also has periods of depression that leave her nearly paralyzed, as was suggested by hatchet job books and articles after McGrumpy lost the presidency largely on her presence on the ticket.

What's utterly sad about this is that her husband has so consistently failed to get her any help, probably thinking she's doing just fine as long as the cash flow is positive.

She won't last the entire subscription period on this clusterfuck of a "channel."

That doesn't stop the comments on You Tube from being hilarious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypomania

[Scootaloo]

58. That's even better than my Krusty the Klown response

I've watched 13 year old minecraft LP'ers who have a better grasp of language than Caribou Barbie does.

[lastlib]

83. After hearing that, they probably committed suicide by jumping off the Bridge to Nowhere.....

Walter Cronkite's legacy is secure. What college gave this twit a degree in Communication??!?

(Isaac Asimov once did a story about a drug called Spaceolin that caused users to free-associate verbal expressions, resulting in bizarre invented words, incoherent sentences, etc. Maybe she's discovered it.)

[Xipe Totec]

18. Words to carve when stoned. nt

[KansDem]

22. School kids could then recite them...

And it wouldn't make any difference what order the words were in.

[underpants]

5. Somehow not included in Mitt's Binders full of women

[DetlefK]

6. Purgatory? Liberals are pagan-worshipping atheist muslim communists!

Worrying about your fancy "purgatory" just takes precious time we could spend on our witch-orgies.

[catbyte]

8. Love the picture! The Wasilla Grifter sounds like somebody has been slipping too many

'luudes into her diet Dr. Pepper. Either that, or she's got some undiagnosed neurological disorder going on. Yeesh!!

[Blue Owl]

9. What a hot mess!

Wretched, miserable, shrieking nonsense!

[albino65]

10. Sarah Palin, all cracked up and nowhere to go n/t

[Fantastic Anarchist]

11. Well, if by "smashing," you mean completely incoherent straw men ...

... well, yes, she's off to a smashing start.

What annoys the hell out of me is she's making money creating word salads. Maybe she's on a health-kick after all.

[alfredo]

49. Organic meth?

[LibAsHell]

14. Painful to watch

She's like a right-wing teenager with a learning disability trying to regurgitate her right-wing dad's non-sense.

[tblue37]

51. Because the people in South Africa don't have maps, doncha know. nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

16. And her Closed Captioning staff reacts:

[Amimnoch]

37. ROFLMAO. Definitely one of the best comments.

[deafskeptic]

45. Lol! I don't envy the closed captons staff! n/t

[Xipe Totec]

17. A mind wherein a cogent sentence would find itself in coventry

- Harlan Ellison

[niyad]

79. oh, I do lilke that one!

[MissDeeds]

19. You can't make this stuff up

Unfortunately, there are still some half wits who think she's brilliant. I have relatives in Maryland who are huge Palin fans. Intellect, along with class, can't be bought.

[Amimnoch]

39. Really. Recently while house hunting we came upon a Palin shrine.

My husband and I just moved back to Houston, TX from St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada. While house hunting we went to one house that had a lady living there, I'd guess around mid 60's.

She would not open the door for us and our realtor until 15 minutes late when her own realtor arrived.
THEN, when she did open the door, she ran and hid in her bedroom behind a locked door without so much as a "hello".

As we walked through the place, there were American flags, and "don't mess with Texas" crap all over the house, along with framed photo's of Reagan, both bushes (one signed by "w&quot , and in a glass display case right in her foyer, was a signed copy of Palin's book, and a signed photograph of (I'm guessing) her and Palin together.

Soooo, when we passed by the room where she was barricaded in, my husband and I, in the most "nelly" accent we could muster up started about all the places in her home that we was going to have sexual orgies with massive amounts of men in... loud enough where we knew she could hear everything. Our real estate agent was just about dying trying not to laugh, and even hers kind of smirked at some of our antics.

Needless to say, that wasn't the home we put a bid on.

[MissDeeds]

46. How funny

I love it. She's probably still on her knees praying for your hedonistic, liberal soul. People who worship Palin must have some sort of cognitive dysfunction. Common sense and reasoning would send up massive red flags listening to her - or especially reading a verbatim account of what she's said like in the OP.

The thought that this twit could have been a heart beat away from the presidency still gives me nightmares.

[3catwoman3]

48. I wouldn't have put a bid on it either.

Sounds like it is haunted.

How odd that the owner hid from you.

What is a "nelly" accent?

[nomorenomore08]

84. A stereotypically effeminate "gay" accent. Think Truman Capote. n/t

[TrollBuster9090]

55. Why not? Weren't you interested in having a house with three secret basements to store

Survival rations, spare ammo, Confederate currency, and signed copies of "Joe The Plumber: Living The American Dream?"

[hifiguy]

98. Back slowly out of this place, for

you have encountered a portway to the land of Lovecraft's Elder Gods.

[onehandle]

20. Worth ever penny of the $99.95/year I paid!

Not to her.

To the 'Head Cheese Of The Month' club.

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[SoapBox]

21. ...idiot.

[wordpix]

23. gawd she gets stooopider by the day

definitely smokin some crack or somethrn in that there vegan Purgatory in her mind

[Cali_Democrat]

24. Dafuq is she yapping about?

[ms liberty]

26. I now have a headache...

Dear Gods, I can't figure out WTF she's even talking about!

[zonkers]

27. Earl G, you just don't get it... she is freestyle poetry slamming.

[NYC_SKP]

28. Palin attacks Warren? Hmmmm

Brilliant!

[The CCC]

29. Pic Of The Moment: Sarah Palin's Web TV Channel Is Off To A Smashing Start

This what passes for republiCON presidential material.

[JHB]

30. She has an off-kilter photo on an American flag in an oversized frame behind her.

(see the video; EarlG covered it with the quote in his pic)

Considering that it's a deliberately-chosen set decoration, it's almost Freudian in its appropriateness.

[NoMoreRepugs]

31. astounding

My Stanford educated, MBA&CPA Alaskan bank executive cousin voted for this person to become the Worlds second most powerful person - makes me think that there is very little HOPE for this country going forward - the collective sanity compass is BROKEN

[deafskeptic]

44. My dad was an MD and he voted for McCain and Palin

so I agree that our collective sanity compass is broken. 12 years of medical school and it comes to this?

[xxqqqzme]

62. My mother, giddily

remarked one day, "I think Helen (my sister) looks like her". The remark was met by silence as I was dumbstruck. "Are you still there," she finally asked. "Do you mean that as a compliment or an insult?" I asked. Her turn to be silent.

My mother AND sister thought the permafrost princess was just great and a ' breath of fresh air'.

[hifiguy]

33. Truly a crowning moment

of Teh Stoopid in all its "glory." People with 20 beers in them make far more sense.

[EEO]

34. And the man who is responsible for making her a national figure criticizes the judgement of others.

At least every weekend.

Irony.

Country First, indeed.

[Cleita]

35. Shouldn't she be on trial for the murder of the English language? eom

[tavernier]

36. Tina??

That's really you, isn't it?

Whew... fooled me for a minute! I was beginning to think that this was actually the once upon a time vice presidential candidate, and I panicked!!

Tina?? Talk to me...

[tblue37]

52. Oh, you mean Tina Fey. I thought you were addressing me. nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

38. You mean she was smashed when she spoke

A few too many of these maybe?

[nxylas]

40. She sounds like she's reading a comedian's notebook out loud

The ones stand-ups carry around with them to jot down random thoughts and observations that can later be fashioned into gags. Though the comedian in this case would probably be Dennis Miller.

[geretogo]

41. This human look alike needs to be Quarantined before the stupid virus she has spreads to the rest

of the population .

[PeoViejo]

42. To think she was one flipped election and a Coronary away from the Presidency

[Hugabear]

43. And to think she could have possibly been VP or even President

Had McCain somehow won in '08, then not been able to complete his term. Shudder to think about that.

Somewhere in a parallel universe, there is a Pres. Palin right now.

[3catwoman3]

53. The thought of her occupying the Oval Office...

...made the hair on the back of my neck stand up in 2008, and has the same effect looking back now.

[TrollBuster9090]

50. She just keeps proving over and over again A) what incredibly bad judgement McCain has, and

B) Why the hell should anybody trust his opinion or judgement about ANYTHING? THIS is the F-ing MENTAL CASE that he wanted to place one 72 year old's heartbeat away from being leader of the free world. *shudder*

[hibbing]

54. I personally believe that U.S. Americans ...

are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future [for our children].

Haha, from the Miss South Carolina Teen USA pageant thing.

Peace

[TrollBuster9090]

57. And leave it to shithead Wolf Blitzer to defend her in the name of 'fairness.'

Even Jack Cafferty couldn't take the 'fair and balanced' bullshit anymore. Just because we're unfortunate enough to have a two party system doesn't mean we have to give credibility to EVERY PoS one or the other party may put up.

[noiretextatique]

59. that's idiotese

Translation: I am a dumbass.

[LynneSin]

61. I think this video from Weird Al Yankovic is quite appropriate here....

[rhett o rick]

63. k&r. Thanks for posting. nm

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

64. She's obviously trying to surpass James Joyce's stream of consciousness narrative device in Ulysses

She's developed the stream of unconsciousness device otherwise known as the prattle of the braindead.

[onecent]

65. When she opens her mouth a big TURD rolls out!!!!!

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

66. The best cure is to ignore her.

[barbtries]

67. omigawd.

she put it on her web page.
the woman's a demagogue AND she's on drugs.

[titanicdave]

68. It Is Obvious

that caribou barbie still has her head where "the don't shine" and so we can thank John McCain once again for unleashing such stupidity on the world.....the two rocks in my yard have bigger brains than this scam, con artist.....

[Iron Man]

69. I saw that video yesterday.

I still have no idea what she was trying to say.

[PeoViejo]

70. Just because one doesn't understand Doltish

is no reason to make fun of someone because they don't speak your language.

Warning: Adolt content.

[complain jane]

71. I have fundie relatives

(not by blood thank God) who think she's brilliant. I mean really brilliant, like intelligent.

This woman is an asswipe.

[santamargarita]

72. What the hell is this stupid b$tch talking about?

[Cha]

74. I can't watch.. and turns out I can't even read what she has to say.. She's a

Pox on America.. thanks mcpalin.

mahalo EarlG

[Initech]

75. It's going to be a truly epic, spectacular fail. Who wants butter?

[yuiyoshida]

76. I will say it...

Shes an idiot. A real Idiot. She can't even put a decent sentence together. Baka!! Baka tare!!

[Initech]

90. This reminds me of the "Idiots R People" episode of 30 Rock.

I could totally picture Sarah Palin going "Call my cell phone so I can hear the chicken dance again!"

[rurallib]

77. A fast start like that is going to be hard to top

but I think she has a special talent for stringing unrelated mostly English words together that is truly rare.

[The Wizard]

78. Free form poetry or

brain damage.

[niyad]

80. dear goddess, PLEASE tell me this is actually from Onion News, and that is actually Tina Fey.

[PatrickforO]

81. I have two things to say after looking at the videos of both Senator Warren and Sarah Palin

To Warren: PLEASE run for president! We need you very badly and you make SO much sense!

To Palin: What? What are you even talking about?

[japple]

82. Looks like excess botox is having an effect (or maybe she always slurred her speech!)

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And too much makeup. Hell, I think the cable crowd just might start to worship her. Did she have some of those back teeth pulled to chisel-up her profile? It is obvious that she has had a lot of work done. Hope she can pay it off before the show gets cancelled.

[YOHABLO]

85. She is so ignorant .. I am embarrassed for her family .. but then they're not all

the brightest bunch of folk either.

[lumberjack_jeff]

86. I get it!

Finally a TV host I can really connect with!

[doomngloom]

87. wow

She's definitely buzzing on something - but shit this could be a lost edit from Big Lebowski! "dude what the fuck are you talking about?!"

[brewens]

88. This facebook page has pics of Palin in their photos and it's a disgrace. Her riding on the back of

a Harley, looking like "The Great Cazoo" from The Flintstones! It's really only one Teabagger woman from the organization that grabbed those and put them up. Otherwise I've never heard any of them even mention liking her.

I'm involved with one of the women that made the memorial really happen. I've been saying to get those pics off of there, leave party politics out of it.

https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/NMRM-National-Motorcycle-Riders-Memorial-Assoc/383473015084692

This page is what it's really about. That other one is official but generally kind of sterile and not updated.

https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/CelebrateMotorcyclingAndSupportTheNMRM

[BootinUp]

89. I watched it...is there something I can take to restore a few IQ points?

[Kalidurga]

91. I hope all the Conservatives watch this

a good percent would switch parties.

[Bucky]

92. She's like the American Winston Churchill

by which I mean braindead since the 1960s

[bvf]

93. What? Who?

[mindfulNJ]

94. wtf

They actually put this on the air? Couldn't anyone in the room have said "Um, Sarah honey, maybe we should try that one again?"??

Of course that is assuming she has a production crew. For all we know its Track, Truck and Twig pushing the buttons.

[leftyladyfrommo]

95. Does she do cocaine?

She has to be stoned on something.

[Thav]

96. Those libr'ls, can you believe thems?

Obama is coming into your lives and will make you shave your curtains! They want to, or something, iced tea. Taxes are muddy crayons, with tea pots and nails. I mean, these jobs, by Jesus, should be a stepping kitten not a long-term porch. Why would you work at a job, evil employees destroy the cotton gin. Liberals believe that by increasing minimum wage we'll get hay fields and mufflers, just like that! What are they thinking? That'll send 'em to Purgatory! Purgatory bad! Jesus good! Why are they so worried about fast food waders, even! Ergh, They should be warbled on batter fried jobs! Obama doesn't care! He'll pander by spreading plaster over the hamsters! Not me! What do you think? No way.

[NoMoreRepugs]

97. the reality of Amerikah

I do not have any links but I bet the poll #'s for Americans who would support Warren or Palin for President aren't that different - sorry, but I have zero faith in the populace of this country.
Small wonder so much of the rest of the informed world looks at us and shakes their heads.