Pic Of The Moment: New GOP Victory Plan: Make Sure Voters Don't Know What We *Really* Think

[EarlG]

Lawmaker suggests 'duct tape' strategy for GOP pols: Shut up until November elections

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[sinkingfeeling]

1. Doesn't make a lot of difference if they continue to only allow their 'base'

to vote. Just saw where county in Florida is closing 1/3 of its polling places in minority areas.

[dickthegrouch]

2. That stuff sticks forever

I'll volunteer to buy 1 roll and that should be enough for every R in Congress.

[malthaussen]

3. This, in a nutshell, is what is wrong with the whole system.

Dem or Repub. The "team approach" means that all we want are compliant yes-men, not leadership with integrity, honesty, or dignity. "Keep with the program" is the overriding mantra.

-- Mal

[SmittynMo]

4. Duct tape isn't enough. Their mouths aren't enough either.

A movie that comes to mind is Ace Ventura, where Carey is bent over in the police office, and talk out of his ass.

[FailureToCommunicate]

5. Let's suggest they see a professional for that job...

[TBF]

6. They're gonna need A LOT of tape. nt

[josejimenez]

12. Duct Tape is a dog whistle for voter suppression

They will try to keep immigrants away from voting places, and try to bury immigration reform.
I only replied to your post beacause you have so many hearts.

[TBF]

14. Now that is interesting -

and I bet you're right. Down here in Texas they are doing everything they can to keep folks from voting.

[oldandhappy]

7. I love this!

And duct tape now comes in many colors and patterns so we can 'decorate' all those mouths.

[Faygo Kid]

8. The Handyman's Secret Weapon!

If it works for Red Green, maybe it will work for the GOP.

But I doubt it.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

9. Maybe remove the stick up their butt too?

Just a thought.

[Bill USA]

10. recommended. I hope people post this on many sites all over the web.

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Better put a cork in their collective @$$ too.

The country would be better off if you duct taped every republican orifice. No more in goes the good air, out comes the bad.

Better make that gorilla tape!

[tanyev]

13. Duct Tape 2016! The GOPs strongest candidate.

[hibbing]

15. Why hide their views?

They certainly have a lot of candidates and elected people that make idiotic statements, but isn't it those idiotic statements that got them elected in the first place?

Peace

[Blue Owl]

16. Duct Dynasty

n/t

[TygrBright]

17. Problem is, it might just work. n/t

[czarjak]

18. Stupid Party

Please proceed.

[Shoulders of Giants]

19. That's probably one of the smartest things I've ever heard a Republican politican say.

[Iwillnevergiveup]

20. HA HA HA HA I remember

right after 9/11 when duct tape was the material du jour. Talk about biting you in the arse.

[RoccoR5955]

21. You cannot fix stupid with duct tape...

but you CAN muffle the sound!

[trusty elf]

22. These people can out-Onion the Onion.

Absolutely amazing statement!

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[tclambert]

23. But this violates their old policy of repeating the big lie so often people start believing it.

Big lies (plural), really.

Unions bad. Job creators good. Cutting workers wages helps business be more productive and therefore helps the economy. Environmental regulations, or any kind of regulations, place an unnecessary burden on businesses. After all, excessive regulations caused the banking crisis of 2008. We should just let them regulate themselves, because they won't try to profit off killing innocent bystanders. Exxon Mobil won't melt all the ice sheets because global warming is a hoax perpetrated by the Al Gore/climate scientist complex. Corporations and rich people shouldn't pay any taxes. Taxes are for poor people. The more wealth the wealthy have, the more will trickle down on poor people. Any programs that help poor people should be abolished. Government should be kept small (where it oversees business activities or tries to help the poor), but should use every technological means available to spy on people's sex lives and make sure to punish all the perverts so we don't get hit by so many hurricanes and earthquakes. And we should spend as much money as possible on the military because the whole world hates us. For our freedoms. Benghazi. Amen.

Who wouldn't want to run on that platform?